Carrot Farmer

A girl who hasnt yet perfect the art of the handjob, and when giving one, acts as though she is pulling a carrot out of the ground.

Dude, she sucked at giving HJ's, she was a total carrot farmer.

by Ryan Beacher October 9, 2008

carrot anal

this is the gay masturbation technique "carrot anal".

This involves the insertion of the carrot into a male's anal cavity to massage the prostate, some consider this to be the males G-spot .
This was a technique founded by Dr.J Wilson. of teeside university who was proud to publish his inventon

as a group of large men walked into the bedroom they were intrigued to fined one of his peers with a carrot in his arsehole, they called it carrot anal :0

by AME PUSSY DESTROYER November 8, 2013

carrot crotch

a red haired person. Refers to the person's red pubes.

Carrot Top must be a carrot crotch

by Jim Quinlan January 15, 2007

carrot-dangler

A person that makes plans, or promises something and then does not follow through.

We made plans to go out again and at the last minute she cancelled. She is such a carrot-dangler!

by K'Real February 16, 2006

carrot muffin

(n) The unshaven pussy of a ginger haired person.

"Eugh, that skank's got a carrot muffin!"

by Shannon475 December 16, 2006

Carrot Top

See obnoxious

Nobody likes Carrot Top, so why is he still on the air?

by BlastMaster May 18, 2003

carrot cock

When you masturbate with too much tanning lotion and have a jaundiced member the next day.

I can't believe I used Build-A-Tan to beat off when I was drunk last night. Now I've got fuckin' carrot cock.

by MerkMeister December 27, 2007