butterdicking

when a guy doesn't have any lube, but he suggests using some butter from a tub in the fridge

Erica didn't have any lube at her house, so she and her date tried butterdicking with the tub of Land-o-Lakes from the fridge.

by vwallac September 29, 2017

Buttered

Verb. To accidently or purposely slam a girl into the dashboard while getting roadhead.

John: I'm sorry I buttered you.

Katie: It's cool. Just don't slam me into the dash again or else no more roadhead.

by Troy Hugecock December 19, 2010

Butterdick

half-witted whore-wanna-being dankish pig

"What does Butterdick and a mo-ped have in common? They're both fun to ride till your friend see's you."

by crackalackin March 6, 2008

Buttered Porkchops

Slang term for a female using a lot of oil/lube as she masturbates using a produce, sex toy, or traditional number of fingers.

"Girl, you better have some buttered porkchops until your man get back. Ain't no lovin' like Tyrone's."

by clairvoyanc October 28, 2011

Butterdick

Similar to butterface for women/men, but particularly for describing men who have a good body and face, but their dick is disappointing.

"He's super cute and has a fit body, but his dick was just..... meh. Butterdick."

by wutsgoodbitch January 10, 2016

nut-buttered

when someone puts their hand down their pants then smacks someone

(this term originated from SW Pennsylvania)

your mom:why did you hit me?
Me: ha ha you just got nut-buttered!!!

by icanread-dog July 30, 2008

Buttered

Its like the word owned...ONLY 3 million times better. Its like when your toast drops and it lands buttered side down...YOU GOT BUTTERED.

Dude, that was a sick COD sesh last night

Yea, and you totally got buttered,too.

by ManiacMaglee October 20, 2009