Afghan Bristles

Thick, wretched pubic hair, often found on white men over 55, young-middle aged Middle Eastern men and women, and Latino dads.

Tom: Whoa, what the hell are you growing in your pants?

Muhammad: Oh, those are just my Afghan Bristles.

by Spookylocks June 25, 2010

Pucker Bristle

A slang referring to the hairs the surround the anus.

"My tounge was met with an unpleasant amount of pucker bristle."

by Davis December 30, 2003

Brittled Day

A day consisting of a range of several emotions occurring simultaneously, typically two emotions on the opposite ends of the spectrum.

"The happiest, yet saddest Brittled day of my life"

by Finland's Finest March 10, 2017

Bristol

Crazy whie girl who loves to party amd loves vodka

Yo man i was at this party and Bristol was fucked up as usual

by Timmy2thicc November 25, 2017

Bristol

Amazing. Likes to try out different religions. Shy. Has a fat cow as a brother named Hunter. Loves to dye her hair.

Bristol is cool

by MaileyKelly June 8, 2018

Bristol

An area of England which chavs live in. They love going to the corner shops with stale lollipops. Going shopping in Aldi when you're Bristolian is very shameful because your friends at lunch time will be super rude about it... justice for Aldi. Every 30 year old goes out in her Abibos tracksuit with 4 stripes and Niek air Max, even though there is a genuine JD just in town only 20 minutes away. If you live in Bristol, the only diss you need is 'Sunday Market'..... jealous of their new Nike shoes? Diss them with the Sunday market diss. Don't like their step-dad's new Audi, bring up the Sunday Market diss. Gotta love Bristol

"I really want a hot chav to date, man!!"
"Go to Bristol, they have plenty!"

by Pem June 19, 2018

Bristol

Bristol (usually a girl) is a beautiful person who is smart and athletic. Bristol is funny without trying to be and she always tries to make you laugh. she will most likely put on a brave face and be supportive of her friends and family even if she's going through a rough time. Bristol is almost always full of energy and is excited to go to new places and try new things. she is usually one of the most popular people in her school, but she is very humble about it. Bristol is a great friend to have and a great lifetime companion.

person1, "wow, Bristol is so kind and popular."

person2, "yeah I agree. I wish I could be more like her."

by save_the_whales December 13, 2018