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Booze blanket

When you don't need a jacket because you're drunk.
I'm so drunk I don't need your stupid jacket. I'm wearing my booze blanket.
by Foss the boss May 19, 2014
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Wanket Blanket

N. A Wanket Blanket is a rag/towel that is used to wipe up all of the fluid after "wanking" or masturbating.
Person 1: Bro what is this towel in the corner for?
Person 2: Dont touch that, that's my wanket blanket!
by ZStambs21 March 9, 2017
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warm-blanket movie

A movie or tv show that you've watched so many times that its familiarity comforts you. Often played to fall asleep to.
I couldn't sleep so I put on my warm-blanket movie, Happy Gilmore. I fell asleep during the opening credits.
by dsjung April 19, 2017
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fuzzy blanket

During a blowjob, the performer sucks the foreskin back over his or her tongue. As if to blanket the the tongue with the foreskin.
Last night Meagan Gave me a hella good fuzzy blanket. Shakkas brah.
by Ryguyandthepussykat December 2, 2017
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italian blanket

When you roll someon up in a rug to dispose of their body
He fucked with the wrong person and got an Italian Blanket
by Darkmuff May 3, 2018
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security blanket

Something put on or given to a victim after a traumatizing event.
Firemen wrapped the child in a security blanket after rescuing them from the burning house.
I always calm down when I am cuddled up with my security blanket.
Lola has a security blanket to help with her anxiety.
by sayrxn August 20, 2018
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Temperance blanket

A pair of socks that have been cummed in by your best friend for over a month
My best friend nick makes a tasty temperance blanket
by Boner guy March 21, 2019
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