Turd Sled

When you lay toilet paper in the bottom of the toilet so that your poop lands on the toilet paper in order to avoid poop smear stuck on the toilet

Before I went poop, I set up a turd sled. It saves time so I don’t have to clean the toilet bowl

by Darkmuff March 24, 2025

italian blanket

When you roll someon up in a rug to dispose of their body

He fucked with the wrong person and got an Italian Blanket

by Darkmuff May 03, 2018

Skirt Kicker

When a girl comes to the trailer park, circles your trailer all the while kicking in the aluminum skirting between your mobile home and the cement slab it sits on

She’s a real Skirt Kicker, came by at 2am, dented every section on my double wide.

by Darkmuff November 30, 2019

DAD

Dumb Ass Dick

Don’t be such a DAD

by Darkmuff March 28, 2020