Smash Blast

A football-based game involving kicking a ball against a wall competetively. This game can accommodate limitless players, however anymore than 10 would be impractical. Smash Blast is often shorted to SB.
Hey Mavis, wanna play Smash Blast?
by AW94 October 22, 2010
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Berklee Blast

The Berklee Blast is most commonly used to describe the result of the cafeteria food at Berklee College of Music. It entails eating some of the badly cooked food and then having diarrhea, often times explosive.
"Oh man, I can't believe I ate the chicken in the caf. I had the Berklee Blast all night."
by asdglkahga;lh May 14, 2009
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Blast Furnace

An method of torture by which the victim is locked in a closet or covered with a heavy blanket, for a prolonged period of time, together with an individual with a known propensity for blowing farts of the loud, trumpeting variety, and who has recently consumed a considerable quantity of beans or confectionery containing petroleum jelly, such as jujubes. Persons subjected to torture in the blast furnace typically display symptoms such as trembling, nausea, and slurred speech.
Edgar needed several sessions with a professional therapist following his six-hour confinement in the Snickersburg blast furnace, for which Big Eddy "Brown Stain" Bollocks had provided the stoking.
by Hieronymus June 18, 2008
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blast residue

the splattered pattern of residual poop on a toilet bowl after an attack of explosive diarreah.
I went to use the toilet only to find blast residue from the previous user.
It was totally disgusting!
by ueno1 May 16, 2009
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Gay blast

A universal term to express gratitude, sadness, happiness, or pleasure. Commonly used and popularized by Jack Bogner.
"the pros website is under construction"
"Gay blast"
by Kc7aff May 22, 2020
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tinder blast

a reckless succession of right swipes intended as a shotgun approach to finding the evenings tinder fuck. A tinder blast usually results in a night of bad decisions and a morning of blocking undesirables.
Hey bro, sorry I ditched you last night. I tinder blasted my dignity away.
by Glyph11 February 15, 2014
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Pulling a Blast

Raging in a Discord server, and leaving before the community has a chance to tell you how big of an idiot you are.
Man: Did you see that his holiness The_Immortal wanted to build the Hangar bay of the Starship Enterprise?
Woman: That's ridiculous, did you tell him to get lost?
Man: Nope, decided he'd be Pulling a Blast before we could scold him.
by Dave Baczuki May 17, 2018
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