blasting ropes

ejaculating in such a way that the semen is coming out in rope-like shots

"He was really pent-up that when he came, he was blasting ropes all over him and me."

by randacted November 17, 2018

perennial blast

The Perennial Blast is the name given to a bowling stike where the ball hits 5 pins, specifically the 1,3,5,8, and 9 pins by itself for a right hander (the 1,2,5,8,and 9 for a left hander). The result is the complete and utter destruction of the pin deck. It is a feat so awesome the sound can be heard from outside the bowling establishment in and or beyond the parking lot. Perennial blast strikes are often registered on the richter scale.

(Joe) "WHOA! What da hell was dat sound!! We're at the bowling alley under attack!!" "I thought the war was over." (Mike) "Chill cuz. Dude struck again." (Joe) "Damn!" (Mike) "I know, it was just perennial blast!"

by Blastaar January 10, 2012

Pan Galactic Gargle-Blaster

A potent drink invented by Zaphod Beeblebrox. The effects have been likened to having your brains smashed out with a slice of lemon wrapped round a large gold brick.

There are many voluntary organizations which will help to rehabilitate you after you've had one.

The Guide has instructions for mixing a Pan Galactic Gargle Blaster yourself:

1. Take the juice from one bottle of that Ol' Janx Spirit.
2. Pour into it one measure of water from the seas of Santraginus V.
3. Allow three cubes of Arcturan Mega-gin to melt into the mixture (it must be properly iced or the benzine is lost).
4. Allow four litres of Fallian marsh gas to bubble through it, in memory of all those happy Hikers who have died of pleasure in the Marshes of Fallia.
5. Over the back of a silver spoon float a measure of Qualactin Hypermint extract, redolent of all the heady odours of the dark Qualactin Zones, subtle sweet and mystic.
6. Drop in the tooth of an Algolian Suntiger. Watch it dissolve, spreading the fires of the Algolian Suns deep into the heart of the drink.
7. Sprinkle Zamphuor.
8. Add an olive.
9. Drink ... but ... very carefully ...

Trillian "I Think You've Had One Pan Galactic Gargle-Blaster Too Many"
Zaphod "I'm Not Sure Thats Physically Possible"

by Lil' Bondy January 31, 2005

baja blast

orgasm in liquid form

oh man baja blast.......i think i just creamed my pants

by julieroxlikenoother September 29, 2007

cock blast

when a man pinches the head of his dick just before climax in order to build pressure before releasing the head and flexing his dick to achieve a cum shot with amazing distance.

my girl was laying on the edge of the bed while i stood beside it and fucked her. just be for i came i backed away from the side of the the bed so i might give her a good cock blast. i surprised her when i hit her in the bottom of her chin from five feet away.

man: Here it comes! AAGGHHH

woman: Oooooo i love how your cum spashes off my face when you cock blast me like that!

by hoes broken May 28, 2010

blastoised

to consume alcohol to the point where all motor functions have atrophied, to the point where you're completely blacked out, to the point where you're shooting hydro pump... out of your mouth.

man, did you see that kid frat hopping last night? he must have been absolutely blastoised by the time he hit his 8th frat house.

by jamesthebig wang October 17, 2006

Ass-Blasting-Bitch-a-loid

An Ass-Blasting-Bitch-A-Loid is the proper term for a long, tedious task with little chance of completion. The term can be used by easily upset gamers in order to release any pent up rage while attempting a game with tedious or rage enducing tasks and mechanics, rather than spending their time freaking out with other series of expletives. The term originated from the youtuber Markiplier, while in 2015 playing the fourth installment of the wildly popular game series, Five Nights at Freddy's.

This is going to be an Ass-Blasting-Bitch-A-Loid of a game.

by But, fuck? November 30, 2017