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lawn biscuits

(Noun,Plural) Defecation left by any mammalian creature, typically a canine, on a neighborhood lawn. Said droppings then become a gratifying snack to any unsupervised animal on the prowl for a freebie.
Johnny Shatt, unprepared as usual, allowed his Labrador to take a mean shit on the apartment lawn. Five minutes later, the neighborhood stray Chihuahua made a meal of said lawn biscuits. Yummy.
by ShawShankPrison February 18, 2023
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Wasting your biscuit

1) To not live up to your full potential.

2) To bestow large amounts of your biscuit upon those who are not deserving of the biscuit or do not appreciate the biscuit.
1) Did you really drop out of college? You're totally wasting your biscuit.

2) Dude, Greg just threw away the biscuit you gave him. He's totally wasting your biscuit.
by Jucebawks December 28, 2010
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Buttered the Biscuits

1. The act of pulling out during doggie style or anal sex and ejaculating on the persons butt cheeks. 2. Ejaculating on a female's butt cheeks after sex.
Janet and I had some great doggie style action last night. At the last second, I pulled out and "Buttered the Biscuits."
by Evil Genius Prime October 8, 2012
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hot buttered biscuit

This defines a women being so attractive that she reminds a man of the satisfying taste of eating a "hot buttered biscuit". Usually, the man would want to "sop" that biscuit up and eat it !
Damn ! That girl reminds me of some hot buttered biscuits. I'd sop her ass up !
by johntailor2048 June 12, 2014
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get that biscuit out

An expression that means to 'treat someone right' that can be used in a number of contexts:

1. Generous hospitality, such serving up good food, or sprucing up your home ahead of visiting guests.

2. Paying someone, especially if the payment is overdue.

3. Sexual favours.

Anglo-Australian phrase, popularised in Melbourne
Example 1

Friend 1: 'Got a girl coming round this weekend.'
Friend 2: 'The one with the cute face? Better get that biscuit out.'

Example 2

Friend 1: 'Mate, we going to this concert or what?'
Friend 2: 'Yeah but if you want to come, you better get that biscuit out.'
by Jamarley May 16, 2019
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actually a biscuit

A way to say you're bisexual
bis: abreviation of biscuit
exual: latin for actually
therefore bisexual can mean "actually a biscuit"
Friend: You say you're into guys, but you have a girlfriend though.
Me: Oh, I'm actually a biscuit.
Friend: What?
Me: Did i stutter?
by MecaChar February 2, 2021
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biscuits and jelly

Good ol'fashion porn style blow job. The abbreviation for blow job is bj hence the B stands for biscuits and J stands for jelly. Now we have a saying we can use in public for a blow job with her parents or grandparents being none the wiser.
Sure wish she would give me some biscuits and jelly. Wonder how much she charges for biscuits and jelly?
by scooter trash #2 November 29, 2011
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