Beaching The Dinghy

When a man's penis comes out accidently during the middle of sex.

He was so small he kept beaching the dinghy.

by Natterbot June 28, 2023

Ground Searching

When you go out searching for valuable or useful items

We went out ground searching for items to sell to supplement our income

by Manuel59manuel June 6, 2017

Opinion Searching

Opinion searching is when you look up your opinion about anything to see if anyone disagrees/agrees with you. Mainly bored teenagers do it. You can also search something you completely disagree with to see other peoples' view points or to start an argument, like searching up "fortnite sucks" even when they like fortnite.

Opinion Searching

by SomeMoronThatIsDumb February 11, 2023

being bored and randomly searching google/urban dictionary

What you are doing right now

Hey Bill
Yeah?
What are you doing?
Being bored and randomly searching google/urban dictionary.
What a sad existence

by Mac Finder June 30, 2017

Bleaching Socks

The act of ejaculating into or onto a sock after masturbation causing the sock to turn white in the area that has absorbed the semen and causing the sock to become stiff. Best to hide the sock at the bottom of the laundry so no bystanders stumble upon the sock and the ways it is being abused.

Bill: Dude did you know john has been bleaching socks?
Jake: What the fuck! that's gross shit! I wore his socks last week!

Bill: haha you probably have john semen foot, i would get that checked out.
Jake: Fuck you! i'm going to hit john so fucking hard!

by d00wrag February 22, 2011

balching

When the balls make an gigantic belching sound

It was disgusting! He kept balching!

by Lolbrah123 September 18, 2016

Berthing hips

When a fat ass breaks his chair and blames it on his wife

So there we were camping and tim pulled the old berthing hips again

by Dolceglr32 October 18, 2019