The Bardstown Shuffle is the act of receiving oral pleasure whilst enjoying your favorite video game and being fed pizza off the back by the lucky lady who has the honor of performing this illustrious act.
My girlfriend felt so bad for me since i broke my leg that she made it a point to stop by and honor me with the Bardstown Shuffle to cheer me up. Boy did it work!
by Hugh_G_Rection March 7, 2009
Get the Bardstown Shuffle mug.A bass junky is a term used for people who are addicted to EDM (Electronic Dance Music), especially those that involves heavy bass, such as Dubstep, D'n'B, etc.
Teacher: One of these days, I'm going to see 25-year-olds wearing hearing aids because they always have their music turned up too high.
Friend: *looks at me*
Me: So? I'm a bass junky; I can't help myself!
Friend: *looks at me*
Me: So? I'm a bass junky; I can't help myself!
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Inserting your hand, in a fish-shaped pattern, in-between someone's thighs and rapidly slapping the inner thighs back and forth.
Getting "Sea-Bass'd" is when one individual, of genuine demeanor, approaches another individual and suddenly stops and stares at the second individual until the approached party becomes concerned and raises the alarm. Usually, this will consist of hailing the approaching party with a typical social response, e.g. "Hey", "Hello?", "what's up Man/Girl?", or perhaps if the two parties involved are not on familiar terms (which makes the sea bassing epic) "May I help you Sir/Ma'am?". At this point the party conducting the Sea Bassing quickly lowers their posture and inserts their hand, flat and erect, in-between the target's legs and slaps the inner thighs with their hand over and over again, mimicking a live fish that has, somehow, found its self outside it natural habitat and within the domain of a strange land-creature's legs. This should be continued until the approached party has retreated. If done correctly, the initiating party may exclaim: "You've just been Sea-Bassed". This is an example of a "Front-Bassing", the most difficult Sea-Bassing to accomplish since the target is fully aware of your intentions for strange activity.
by Hot-Tuna May 14, 2013
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Inspired by the womanizing character named Chuck bass from the television series named Gossip Girl.
Inspired by the womanizing character named Chuck bass from the television series named Gossip Girl.
Sandy: "He dumped me just after we had sex!"
Joey: "Looks like you got Chuck Bass'd. Did you at least make it to the morning? "
Joey: "Looks like you got Chuck Bass'd. Did you at least make it to the morning? "
by Timothy Johnsonson October 4, 2009
Get the Chuck Bass'd mug.-Has THE best band director there ever was or will be
-We sometimes forget that he's black
-He has superpowers
-Has "Mood Shirts"
-Dresses like a gentleman
-Thinks he has a collegiate band...he's right though...
-Has a wife named Tiffany...they love each other...even though they don't PDA...eww glad they don't
-We love to hate him and hate to love him
-His rehearsals are ridiculous
-Says sexual innuendos without realizing it
-Anal about everything
-Organized a year ahead...no lie
-Will do just about anything for his kids
-His students are his kids FYI
-So many conspiracy theories...it's hard to keep track of them
-The only black teacher at our school
-NO ONE ever corrects him...I did once...and got made fun of...never again
-Plays the clarinet...manly
-Is always watching...
-We sometimes forget that he's black
-He has superpowers
-Has "Mood Shirts"
-Dresses like a gentleman
-Thinks he has a collegiate band...he's right though...
-Has a wife named Tiffany...they love each other...even though they don't PDA...eww glad they don't
-We love to hate him and hate to love him
-His rehearsals are ridiculous
-Says sexual innuendos without realizing it
-Anal about everything
-Organized a year ahead...no lie
-Will do just about anything for his kids
-His students are his kids FYI
-So many conspiracy theories...it's hard to keep track of them
-The only black teacher at our school
-NO ONE ever corrects him...I did once...and got made fun of...never again
-Plays the clarinet...manly
-Is always watching...
-When he has a kid, the name will either be "Whittany" or "Tifmore"...lol ...
-Actually...can we call the kid "Whitless???" Do you get it???
-When someone says,"CCHS Bands," they say it with pride
-Can show up out of nowhere
-Can hear anything...no matter how far away you are
-Can make any kid stop in his/her tracks by saying "Hey"
-"Compare his baton to mine" (Whitmore's was bigger)
-"Hey!!!" The group stops and looks..."Don't move" And he throws a piece of paper at someone
-The baseball team is on the marching field..."THIS IS MY FIELD AND THESE ARE MY KIDS NOW MOVE!!!" (They leave)
-Football coach came over to see our level of maturity and dedication
-He says "All black!!!" for a reason
-Actually...can we call the kid "Whitless???" Do you get it???
-When someone says,"CCHS Bands," they say it with pride
-Can show up out of nowhere
-Can hear anything...no matter how far away you are
-Can make any kid stop in his/her tracks by saying "Hey"
-"Compare his baton to mine" (Whitmore's was bigger)
-"Hey!!!" The group stops and looks..."Don't move" And he throws a piece of paper at someone
-The baseball team is on the marching field..."THIS IS MY FIELD AND THESE ARE MY KIDS NOW MOVE!!!" (They leave)
-Football coach came over to see our level of maturity and dedication
-He says "All black!!!" for a reason
by William Beaverhausen June 13, 2008
Get the CCHS Bands mug.the awesome act of playing kickass solos on a bass, just like Billy Sheehan and Cliff burton did. It is an art that's slowly going extinct, because narrow minded, guitar-turned noobs keep sayin "a bass is a rhythm instrument"
by LeadbassFTW January 28, 2012
Get the lead bass mug.An instrument, usually with 4 or 5 strings, modeled after the classical double bass (upright bass), which plays in lower regesters than the average guitar.
Some say the bass is easy to learn, which is debateable, but there is no question that the bass (or any instrument for that matter) is VERY difficult to master.
The idea to put a bass in the guitar shape and size came about in the 1930s' when inventor Paul Tutmarc designed the first electric, guitar styled bass, designed to be played horizontally. It was called the Model #736, and was produced by audivox.
Later on, in the 50s' Leo Fender developed the first mass produce bass guitar.His fender precesion bass or "pbass" soon became the standard in industry and was widely copied. It was designed from a single slap of wood, much like a telecaster, and featured a simple four pole pick up system.
In the 1960s' fender came out with the jazz bass. It featured 2 single coil pick ups, one closer to the bridge, the other in the percision bass position. Also, it feature a narrower neck that that of the precision bass. Furthermore, the 'jbass" had volume controlls for each pick up, which made more sounds possible
Since then the bass guitar has evolved with the time to suit the needs of the player and the style of music the bassists performs. Some notable high quality bass guitar manufactures are pedulla, warwick, mtd, alembic, ken smith, modulus, ernie ball, and of course fender. Line 6 has even come out with a modeling bass, which is made to imitate the different sounds of different basses with the turn of a nob. Furthermore, basses are now being made with more than 14 strings, so a bass player will never run out of neck room.
It is improtant to note that as an instrument, the bass is very young. Though there are many styles of bass playing, the sky is still the limit. Great players like victor wooten, flea, les claypool, stanley clarke, stu hamm, and marcus miller are pioneering new styles and techniques every day. And lets not forget the late great Jaco Pastorious, the man who made the bass what it is today. if you want to hear how bass should be played, check out jaco.
Some say the bass is easy to learn, which is debateable, but there is no question that the bass (or any instrument for that matter) is VERY difficult to master.
The idea to put a bass in the guitar shape and size came about in the 1930s' when inventor Paul Tutmarc designed the first electric, guitar styled bass, designed to be played horizontally. It was called the Model #736, and was produced by audivox.
Later on, in the 50s' Leo Fender developed the first mass produce bass guitar.His fender precesion bass or "pbass" soon became the standard in industry and was widely copied. It was designed from a single slap of wood, much like a telecaster, and featured a simple four pole pick up system.
In the 1960s' fender came out with the jazz bass. It featured 2 single coil pick ups, one closer to the bridge, the other in the percision bass position. Also, it feature a narrower neck that that of the precision bass. Furthermore, the 'jbass" had volume controlls for each pick up, which made more sounds possible
Since then the bass guitar has evolved with the time to suit the needs of the player and the style of music the bassists performs. Some notable high quality bass guitar manufactures are pedulla, warwick, mtd, alembic, ken smith, modulus, ernie ball, and of course fender. Line 6 has even come out with a modeling bass, which is made to imitate the different sounds of different basses with the turn of a nob. Furthermore, basses are now being made with more than 14 strings, so a bass player will never run out of neck room.
It is improtant to note that as an instrument, the bass is very young. Though there are many styles of bass playing, the sky is still the limit. Great players like victor wooten, flea, les claypool, stanley clarke, stu hamm, and marcus miller are pioneering new styles and techniques every day. And lets not forget the late great Jaco Pastorious, the man who made the bass what it is today. if you want to hear how bass should be played, check out jaco.
by carl052 March 3, 2007
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