barred VCR

An any-tape VCR turned to a VCR only for a porno when a porn tape is in the VCR and it gets stepped on.

I'll tell you the tale of barred vcr... Once R was home alone watching a barred and he forgot to take it out. The VCR was sitting on the floor when his mom stepped on it. It became a permanent porno-VCR... hence: barred VCR.

Dude, does Dan still have barred VCR?

by Steve the Mad Man January 2, 2006

Bargepole

Derogatory term used to describe an exteremely unattractive girl. Originated from the phrase 'I wouldn't touch her with a bargepole'

"You should've seen the bird that Rowland snogged last night - she was bargepole"

by DavH July 20, 2008

Barred

Barred is a term for being banned or forbidden to come to a specific place. It is not known where it originally started but it is most commonly used in Maryland, VA, DC, Philly and Delaware.

Antwan Boosie asf his shit is barred.

Aye brah when’s the last time u seen Corey?
Awww u ain’t know? Jojo got barred a week ago

by Jaden Browner August 7, 2021

sand-bagged it

Failed because you attempted something below your actual potential.

See also Sand Bagger

"Dude, you totally sand-bagged it."

by Joshua Smith February 15, 2006

Teutonic Luxo Barge

Any large and powerful German luxury sedan, SUV or other automobile. Examples include the Mercedes S series, BMW 7 series, Porsche Cayenne, any Maybach and possible the VW Phaeton

That long-wheelbase Merc S that rapper rides around in is such a Teutonic Luxo Barge

by randomrandom November 20, 2010

Well, Fuck Me Gently with a 10 foot barge pole.

Surprise or exclamation.

A long time not seeing a particularly good friend.

Hi John.

"Well, Fuck Me Gently with a 10 foot barge pole.",Bob, how you doing you old wanker.

Fine But, hows you.

by BlokeBloke January 17, 2012

barred

Slang term for being under the influence of xanax.

I got so fucking barred last night I didn't remember a thing when I woke up.

by Chachi the Fighter August 19, 2012