ain't worth shit

Not even worthy of feces.

Love is worth its weight in gold, but a kiss from Dave's mom ain't worth shit.

by tybrenis December 15, 2012

worthic

n. A shortened version of the now-obsolete term "work ethic".

First used by country/bluegrass singer Alison Krauss.

"I don't know why we keep him around- he always complains, and has such terrible worthic!"

by Mistress Anne Boleyn April 15, 2005

Wowch

Typical reaction when someone does something to themselves that is completely painful yet insanely cool.

Boggs: My buddy got Converse All Stars shoes tattooed on both his feet.
Goz: What the shit? His whole feet?
Boggs: Fuck yeah! His feet look like two pairs of Chucks.
Goz: Wowch! That is soooo gnarley, no pain no gain!

by PDXJohnny99 May 6, 2013

Paddle Worthy

Mean's that a guy, i.e. a caucasian male who looks so hott, that he is worthy of a spanking with a big rubber paddle.

Halle Berry's boyfriend.... Paddle Worthy!

by Tecniq April 27, 2008

status worthy

An event for which it is worthy of updating your Facebook status.

Maria: I just got a new job. I should update my Facebook status.
Alex: Yes, that is status worthy news.

Fred: I see Liam is eating a peanut butter and jelly sandwich for dinner according to his Facebook profile.
May: That is not status worthy. It is status abuse

by Rex Roddy April 1, 2010

Dallas-Fort Worth

The largest metropolis of Texas. As of 2007, the fastest growing metro area in the country and home to almost 6 million residents. The Dallas-Fort Worth Metroplex is almost nothing but a sea of similar looking cookie cutter housing developments that continue unabated for miles and miles across the plains of north-central Texas. All the Metroplex cities are almost the same; Garland looks like Plano looks like Carrolton looks like Irving looks like Mesquite. The DFW Metroplex has more shopping malls than anywhere else in the U.S. The massive DFW Airport lies between Dallas and Fort Worth and is the 4th busiest airport in the U.S. as well as being the main hub for American Airlines. Despite being in the same metro area, Dallas and Forth Worth are vastly different. Fort Worth is way more “western” and friendly while Dallas is more haughty and “yuppie” or urban-professional. The Dallas-Fort Worth area was traditionally driven by big oil but is now reliant on high-tech industries, wholesale/retail trade and financial services. There are more millionaire oil magnates in the DFW area than anywhere else in the U.S. People in Dallas-Fort Worth generally drive either SUVs or pickup trucks. The woman are hot for the most part. Most of the people adhere to the religion of Dallas Cowboys football on Sundays.

Dallas-Fort Worth is a good place to live depending on where you are from. It's a surburban mix of Midwestern and southwestern culture rolled into one.

by [e-mail] April 10, 2008

wowtch

1. A heightened variation of "wow" exhibiting extreme surprise.
2. A hybrid of "wow" and "ouch".

Joe Trader: Hey Goldbaum, I just lost 250 large on Freddie and Fannie.

Goldbaum: "Wowtch!"

by oshow December 29, 2007