Ukrainian Corkscrew

A sexual act involving chalk, a ceiling fan and a Ukrainian gymnast.

Alex - "Bro, I think my dick broke last night when Yulia gave me a Ukrainian Corkscrew"
Bro - "Did you use any lube?"
Alex- "Does chalk count?"

by Another Ukrainian July 13, 2015

Ukraine

A Neo Nazi infested shithole.

*Ukrainian soldiers using swastikas, doing nazi salutes, and saying things like "White Pride"
Dumbass: Ukraine is a democratic paradise!

by bricschad August 28, 2023

invading ukraine

When you've ignored lots of lesser solutions to a problem because you've assumed they won't work, and instead you're invading Ukraine.

Are you sure you have to be invading Ukraine right now? Is there something else you haven't tried?

by no nono February 26, 2022

Ukranian Sauna

When your Ukranian roommate takes a two hour shit in the shared bathroom using no less than half a roll of toilet paper - complete with grunting noises - then closes the door when he exits because he is afraid of the smell. However, contrary to his efforts to decrease the smell of ambient shit, the bathroom becomes an olfactory cesspool.

I couldn't even shower this morning due to Roman's Ukranian Sauna. Oh yeah, and we need more toilet paper.

by Del Playa Gauchos June 29, 2009

Ukranian Shish kabob

When a guy with a really long and skinny dick, spears fresh fruit, and has his bitch eat it.

Pat bought some pomegranite and kiwi, made a Ukranian Shish Kabob, and had jenny eat it.

by Ukey Joe September 8, 2009

Ukrainian Jackhammer

When a guy fucks a girl in her vagina while standing up and holding her ankles and lifting her up and down like a jackhammer. Whilst moving up and down the girl gives a guy ,who is laying down, a blowjob.

John gave Susie a Ukrainian jackhammer whilst she blew Andrew.

by saldkkjsldlkjfsdllfsadlfkjsdfl January 6, 2010

Ukraine

Its yellow and blue. Some like it and some dont (Russia). Its full of holes. Its...... Swiss cheese

Not Russia: I love the yellow and blue holed thing
Russia: I hate it. Lets bomb them
Not Russia: Wait. We are talking about swiss cheese right?
Russia: No you opvaskemaskine im talking about Ukraine

by SpaghettiLover609 March 6, 2023