usstory

History without a gender bias.

It's time for a rewriting of American usstory.

by Canpro February 23, 2024

Mush upton

He is a little body and has a small penis. He was voted the most ugly person in the US

That new student at our school is a mush upton

by Brian445 September 13, 2016

Harry Upton

A complete waste of air and a dickless homosexual

Guy1: that guy is so gay
Guy2: must be Harry Upton

by Lilbbycheesus April 23, 2020

the uptown lowdown

Its either a sweet dance or a term for fucking

jerry: Hey Phil I heard my parents doing the uptown lowdown last night
Phil: well which uptown lowdown were they doing?
Jerry: how am I supposed to know they sound about the same

by (insert-name-here) February 22, 2021

Doing upto

Like hey bro what are you doing ? Don’t you mean doing Upto? Yeah doing Upto? When I say doing, you say Upto
Doing
Upto
Upto
Doing!!

Doing Upto?

by Sam Urai April 11, 2022

Kate Upton

A model that many people probably have a huge crush on because she's so beautiful. Justin Verlander is a lucky man.

My celebrity crush is Kate Upton. Hottest woman on the planet.

by BetterCallSaulFan04 June 7, 2024

Kate Upton

A beautiful blonde woman that many people probably have a huge crush on and for good reason. Justin Verlander is one lucky man.

Kate Upton is so hot. I think I might have a crush on her to be honest.

by BetterCallSaulFan04 June 13, 2024