Portuguese Tuxedo

Cousin to the Farmers Tan, The Portuguese Tuxedo is obtained by working long days in the sun landscaping.

While the Farmers Tan only tans the face neck and half way up the arm due to the shirt of choice being a T-Shirt. The Portuguese Tuxedo goes the extra mile and tans the face, neck and the entire arm as the shirt of choice here is a tank top.

This is a noble and proud look for the Portuguese Male however, it is not well worn by average White Male.

1)
Guy1: You know how I can tell that it is summertime.
Guy 2: How?
Guy1: All the landscapers getting out of that Portuguese Limousine have their Portuguese Tuxedos on.

2)
Guy 1: Someone should tell that guy to put his shirt on while he swims.
Guy 2: Why?
Guy 1: His Portuguese Tuxedo is upsetting the children. Doesn't he know this is a family BBQ.

by CMAK! August 9, 2010

oviedo tuxedo

female laying face up on any surface while male partner squats over face, while facing toward her feet. The female tosses the male salad while the male places his balls on her collar bone with the shlong laying between the breast thus creating the tie (aka formal wear.) finishing move is man ejaculate on the belly creating the cumber bun.

That bitch was all dressed up in a Oviedo tuxedo. She must be goin to the Oscar's.

by flavor420 October 23, 2011

Northwest Tuxedo

Wearing fleece pants, jacket and vest at the same time. Extra points for a fleece hat or socks. The NW Tuxedo is similar to the Canadian Tuxedo, and is often seen in the Seattle area.

That guy in the Subaru Outback has a Northwest Tuxedo on. He's like a commercial for REI.

by silvers1 November 20, 2007

Tennessee tuxedo

Dressed for a formal event in jeans and a denim shirt/jacket.

Look at Bob, he broke out the Tennessee tuxedo for his daughters wedding.

by An everyday joe September 20, 2020

takeda

A strong independent man, usually will have a temper but is a great friend. He has been hurt physically mentally and emotionally but doesn't show it. He helps his very close friends and family and would do anything to protect them. He is a good person to be friends with, will smile through the hardest times and can understand just about anything.

Woman 1: Hey Takeda, are you okay? Takeda: Yeah. Just a lot on my mind. Do you want to go on a walk or something? * Smiles*

by Takahashi_ Geek#1 November 25, 2019

halo toked

getting a high off of playing way too much Halo/Halo 2

Cason just got halo toked for 36 hours straight yousse guyssse

by JESSE JAMMONS May 13, 2005

The Vermont Tuxedo

The act of anal sex through the butt flap of plaid long-john pajamas.

Every time Elyse drinks tequila, she asks a stranger for The Vermont Tuxedo.

by The Long Shoreman February 1, 2019