toofer

Short for "two four", slang for a 24 pack of beer.

Canadian in origin.

"How much beer are you going to buy?"
"A toofer."

by Kaethe Rutkowski July 23, 2005

Tootsie Roll Nipples

The large, brown, thumb-like nipples that accompany over-use of steroids.

Hey, did you see Barry Bonds' Tootsie Roll Nipples last week? If those things had thumb joints, he could eat chinese food without a fork!

by undertowpull December 16, 2011

Tootsie Hole

An asshole with anal excretement around the circumference.

May I toungepunch your tootsie hole?

by TYPR February 2, 2013

Tuner Tools

The tools, equipment and software used by a tuner for achieving performance enhancement in the modern car & pick ups. These can be software used in reprogramming the ECU, interface hardware for connecting the ECU to a laptop or PDA as well as the various aftermarket components used to enhance engine, transmission & suspension in the vehicle

Jet Dynamic Spectrum Tuner is a commonly used Tuner Tools in the reprogramming of 1998-2005 GM engines. See www.TunerTools.com for more information

by Lloyd Barnhill October 15, 2007

mexican tootsie roll

when some one deficates in a tootsie roll rapper and gives it to someone

man that fucker just gave me a mexican tootsie roll

by trav1234 February 24, 2010

Toof monster

A person who looks like they've got too many teeth to fit in thier mouth.

"Eww did you just kiss that toof monster"

by Lee Tatlock February 5, 2004

toofless indian

an indian that has no teeth.

"i was watching Jerry Springer and the hoe in the purple shirt dumped the toofless indian"

by LeeannMoore April 12, 2008