taint toaster

A car seat with a warming feature.

It was cold outside but after a few minutes in my car and the taint toaster set to high she was definitely warmed up in all the important places and ready to go!

by Voxpopeye February 25, 2018

Toaster Bitches

Toaster bitches are girls with little to offer but demand a lot. Like a toaster that only has one function yet it demands a whole appliance for it.

These girls got nothing yet they ask for so much, these are some Toaster Bitches!

by DreamLeague69 November 23, 2022

toaster special

When a man is giving a woman a hellacious pounding in the kitchen,he pulls out and sticks an appliance (often a toaster) into her.

"Man, John gave Mary the toaster special last Friday in his kitchen, and she still can't walk properly."

by Lord Scott February 04, 2006

tongueing the toaster

performing oral sex on a woman

Dallas: What the fuck is Erica doing?
Danielle: She's tongueing the toaster with Nikole.

Dallas: Those dirty whores!

by anon26838756620039757560200476 March 29, 2012

DJ Toaster

The term used for screwing up a chat room

He is going to DJ Toaster this server up

by Zachandtwo September 25, 2016

Fannie Toaster

A vibrator. As in being used to warm up a girls vagina for intercourse. Like a toaster warms up bread.

Here you go love. Get yourself warmed up with the fannie toaster while I go for a shit.

by TedZeppelin March 02, 2007

Wooden toaster

WTF IS A WOODEN TOATER

person: have you seen the new song from wooden toaster
person2: THE FUCK IS A WOODEN TOASTER
person: MACINTOSH PLUS - リサフランク420 / 現代のコンピュー PLAYS

by ANYHRTING BUT MY LIFE IS GOOD September 23, 2017