toad

a disgusting or nasty person, based on looks and personality

Welty is a shoal toad.

by SOBP January 18, 2008

i'll be back in two shakes of a toad's tit

I'll be right back; to be back momentarily

Don't go anywhere - I'll be back in two shakes of a toad's tit!

by Amanda M August 12, 2005

vomiting toadstool

With the similar shape of a thin stemmed mushroom and rounded head, the vomiting toadstool is
literally, an erect penis ejaculating semen.

"That porn star's penis looks just like a vomiting toadstool!"

by johnny30 February 18, 2009

toad sticker

A bayonet. Common in the days of the War Between the States. Common in World War II.

A knife. Common since mid 19th century.

Emil carved up a Mun with his toad sticker.

by Bumkicker Slade May 14, 2005

horny toad

1. A person who desperately wants sex, but is never gonna get any because they are ugly or have some other undesirable characteristics.

"You're a freaking horny toad! just go jerk off or something, and get over it!"

by Fobugee October 22, 2003

Toad

A Toad is a warty frog-like animal, you assclown

by Shi-za June 22, 2003

Mr Toad's Wild Ride

Sexual intercourse

I finally took Mr Toad's Wild Ride with my girlfriend this past weekend.

by Justin Bailey September 20, 2003