With the similar shape of a thin stemmed mushroom and rounded head, the vomiting toadstool is
literally, an erect penis ejaculating semen.
"That porn star's penis looks just like a vomiting toadstool!"
A word used in the Scottish Highlands to describe a long and drawn out drinking session.
"Aye, that wis a some staver ah wis on! Ma heed's burstin the noo" or "Friday's jist roon the corner, ah'm goin on a staver this weekend"
A person who goes down to the pub with their friends carrying no money on them and lets everyone else buy them drinks.
This person will then mysteriously disappear when its their turn to buy a round!
"That Andy is such a fuckin' alcohoover - he hasn't bought a drink all night!"