Ryan Text

An unneccesarily long body of text in which there is absolutely no point in providing that much detail

Holy shit bro this guy just sent me a Ryan Text

by DankUnicorn69 June 22, 2017

Tactical text

A text message that is sent- usually as quickly as possible- in a situation when one should not be texting or at an otherwise inconvenient or risky time; hence the need for the text to be sent in a tactical manner. For example, during school when phones are not allowed, during a movie at the theater or when playing a video game that cannot be paused (like an online game).

"Sorry for going AFK for a bit, I had to send a tactical text"
"Bro, I was tactical texting her the whole time Mr. Davis was lecturing, and he didn't suspect a thing"

by Testosterone Tornado March 24, 2020

Ménage à text

A sext threesome.

Me: I'm sexting with Sandy and all of a sudden she adds her friend Laura to the conversation.

George: A Ménage à text!?! This is like discovering Plutonium...by accident.
Me: I'm telling you, I'm not ready to wear robes and use lotions while texting. I turned my phone off.

by SHLA August 10, 2014

Talking to text

When a guy/girl is on your line and you have no clue what they’re talking about or they say something so off the wall they confuse you.

Guy:You said you were coming over tonight.

Girl: What? Are you talking to text?

by Peach pleasure March 19, 2019

Hannah-Toned Text

Hannah-Toned Text, or HTT, is a form of text that uses only petty passive aggression. The people who send these types of texts are typically named Hannah, which is why it is called "Hannah-Toned Texts." This is in no way an inside joke or an insult to someone else, this was an observation.

HTT is a harsh form of passive aggression that should not be used unless the person you are texting is a major douchebag.

"Dude! What's with the HTT?"
"lol."
"Please stop with the Hannah-Toned Text."

by itwas420just2minutesago June 10, 2020

Fake-A-Text

To pretend to text (or in some cases just use your phone) in an awkward moment. More common among teenage girls then anyone else really.

Omg last night was sooo awkward with Jack so I basically Faked-A-Text the whole date!

or

Girl 1- OMG this is sooo awkward what should i do???
Girl 2- Fake-A-Text duh!!

by xSamxYeahx December 20, 2010

Textagram

two or more words that when texting utilize the same "tap" text key order. To select the correct word you have to hit next to scroll through the options

you think you just texted someone:
ur hot I want to lick your pussy
...but they recieve the Textagram:
ur hot I wank to kick your puppy

by psuwoody March 16, 2009