Thigh pasty

Crude slang for a womans vagina.

I was sitting on the other side and could see all the way up the skirt, right to her thigh pasty.

Wouldn't mind a taste of her thigh pasty.

by The Gerk September 23, 2009

Thigh Baby

A "Thigh Baby" acures when a male "pulls out" before ejaculating and the "left-overs" get on her thigh. Then by accident, or on purpose, some sperm gets into the vaginal area. Affect of this being a baby. This also explains that some virgins can get pregnant, if under the right curcumstances.

Brad: I don't know what happended, I pulled out but she still got pregnent.
Josh: Looks like you got a thigh baby, that sucks.

by Justin1261 May 26, 2008

thigh slap

the common term that refers to a female slapping another person by the closing of her thighs suddenly and rapidly

Last night I ate my best friend's girlfriend pussy out so well, she did a thigh slap in the middle of the whole thing.

by E oxnard July 6, 2010

Thigh Pie

A delicious dish consisting of a tender pastry and filling (as of fruit or meat). Often enjoyed in accompanyment of a hearty serving of pork sword on the side.

"What that you say? You'd like me to bring you a delicious serving of thigh pie to go with that gigantic pork sword side dish? Are your sure your appetite is large enough for such a robust meal?"

by fatbrain June 9, 2003

thigh job

When a women too large to get on her knees places your member between her thighs and wiggles

Mary gave Jim a thigh job last night. I was watching through the window.

by Dan October 16, 2003

thigh cunt

a hole in the thigh, resembling or similar to a vagina or other useable orifice.

She had surgery, and the incision in her leg was so deep, it was a thigh cunt.

by thigh cunt January 23, 2013

Thigh Dusters

Long hair braided on sides that rub on thighs of person receiving oral sex.

Her thigh dusters tickled as she went down on me

by Shumpster December 30, 2010