Holy Slovakian War of the 8th century

This war occurred nearing the end of the 8th century. The Loduhan Clan, led by Humphrey Loduha, had all the power at the time and then the liberals came with CNN by their side. The battle raged across the south western mountains of Slovakia. The Loduhan clan used their advanced bow hunting techniques to successfully rid their home of the intruders and restored power to the throne.

What was the catalyst of the Holy Slovakian war of the 8th century?

Uhhh, the famine?
No.
Liberal invasion!
Correct.

by RogerMethod420 May 14, 2022

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Twenty-First Century Gatsby

Someone wealthy who throws parties like Gatsby today but with all the technology and fun that was around in the 20s and with the new culture.

Yeah he's the Twenty-First Century Gatsby.

by André10000 October 11, 2011

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Buck Rogers of Da 24th Century

With out any doubt whatsoever, the corniest television show ever created. About a foot ball player who became an astroanut in the year 1980, froze himself than became an astronaut again in 2384. The show is known the world over for it's use of cheap 70s technology to poorly portray life in the future (ooh florescant light bulbs, how cutting edge!) and it incessantly exploited little people.

Annie: So....*takes a drag on ciggarette, then coughs* ever been with an older gal before?
Me: No. . .
Annie: *rubs some Vaseline in her cornhole then gets on all fours*
Me: slides dick into her bung and glances over her chubby body at the TV screen
TV: Buck is transported in ice to the amazing century 24! Do doo do DO! And here's "Tiggie" a transvestite-midget in a chrome robot costume.
Me: *dick goes limp* Dude, turn this shit off......

by Joeber April 28, 2005

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century cloth

An item of clothing (usually underpants) which has started a very long, big boy journey of cleaning up male spunk juice after watching pornography 100 or more times, resulting in a rarity - the century cloth, which ultimately smells fruity and feels like ice.

John: Wow, I just achieved my century cloth last night!

Tom: Wtf is a century cloth?

John: *Throws century cloth at Tom*

John: Behold, my century cloth!

Tom: WTF #£AG3@&%*

by reallifenojoke October 10, 2020

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