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Peaceful Temple

(v.) an act of running off to the bathroom, when in bed with your parter and getting close to orgasm, and scooping the shit out of the toilet bowl that you let out an hour ago to only come back running to your sexually desirefully waiting opponent and mash it hardcore in his/her face.
*This action often comes with consequences when used as a birthday surprise.
Stacy: Hey Jane, you won't believe what happened yesterday between Wil and I.
Jane: You Bang'd him?
Stacy: Better, I gave him a Peaceful Temple!
Jane: You're goddess!
by master unity mind April 8, 2008
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Templeton

A surname designated as one of incredible power and influence. Originating from the Ancient World. Vastly predating the birth of Christ.

Templetons do not appear much in the written histories as they did not choose to openly enter the realm of public knowledge until within the last 500 years. . .

Upon meeting a Templeton, your life is irrevocably changed. Whether for better or worse simply depends on the mood of the figure at that particular moment.
"There's a Templeton in the room, I can feel it. . ."


"I've been tracking this particular Templeton for years. . . Such an illusive creature. A real beaut. Lets just see if we can get a closer look, over here. Look at tha. . .he saw me, run, run, ru. . ."


"Shit, they brought the Templeton. . .We already lost. Better take our girlfriends and get out of here before we lose them too"


Woman: "I don't do one night stands! Why did I sleep with him?! What was I thinking? And now all I can think is how much I wish I had his number so I could just hear his voice again. . ."

Freind: "Well, it was kinda unfair. He was a Templeton, how could you say no?"
by BringerX March 26, 2009
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Temple University

The best university in Phiadelphia. Anybody who thinks that the football team is bad, is right, but, because Temple is in the hood, means that the basketball team reps it every year, too bad they do not have the funds to get the players that will bring the to a national championship. If Temple was not a poor school, they would win every year. Try and beat any North Philly team, you will die.
I am so gald I went to Temple University, now I can kick your ass.
by MCLEMENTS63 April 24, 2009
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Temple

tem·pull

–verb
1.
When Temple University Japan fails to inform a student of something that will detrimentally affect that student until it is too late.
My friend was Templed last semester and had to leave the country because the school didn't tell him he was missing some visa documentation until two weeks after it was due.
by skoff January 6, 2011
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Temple Girl

Temple girl or Temple

A female that is exceedingly less likely to put out due to religious reasons. They will also promptly go to church and confess their sexual conquests after they happen. She will hinder your sexual advances by claiming "my body is a temple."
Dom: "Dude did you tap that broad last night?!"
Jeff: "Nah dude. She's a Temple Girl! I would have to complete all seven sacraments to hit that!"
by Droog4Life December 11, 2011
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Tesla Driver

A guy who sucks his own penis in a Tesla Car.
“Bro, you’re a Tesla driver
by Lolsaxfifth September 9, 2018
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Tesla

A new age party drug that kids are taking at festivals, concerts etc. Contains a random concoction of drugs melted down into a typically blue pill. Always contains ectasy and some opiate but known to possible contain heroin, cocaine, meth, opium , morphine, angel dust and PCP.
Hey man, my I've gotta go to my little brothers high school graduation tonight want to come along and pop a tesla to make it more interesting?
by Urbanhippie567 May 27, 2015
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