Smoodle the Poodle 

To have sex with someone

(But in no way with a poodle)

Smoodle the poodle

I smoodled her poodle

I'd sure like to smoodle that poodle

My poodle has been well and truly smoodled

Smoodle the Poodle by 90's boy November 2, 2008

Sood Syndrome 

A lesion of the non-dominant parietal lobe which results in diminished ability to understand humor, sarcasm, metaphor, and main concepts of what is heard, read, or visually depicted (most observable in gchat messaging). The most diagnostic sign of this disorder is the inability to understand the punch-line of a joke.

Other symptoms include hyperactivity, excessive hair growth, and hyperhydrosis. Utilization behaviors are also present, especially around self-administering hand sanitizer machines. Usually seen in those of "indian" descent. Sood syndrome is usually benign, and thankfully, not contagious.

Arun Sood has Sood Syndrome.

Sood Syndrome by Arun's Sugar Daddy September 13, 2010

smood 

shitty mood ~ popularized by Maxim Radio's Covino and Rich

Dude, whats wrong with your girl? She is in such a smood!

smood by Loyal Covino and Rich Fan January 19, 2006

snood dick 

A hooded dick that is small

Dave has a snood dick! Its embarrassing!

snood dick by jackedup May 13, 2008

Snood 

Prissy/ angry little girl when hungry.

miсheℓℓeтяαη__* says:
Jesus, where's my mum! I'm gonna rot! I'm so hungry!
Kathy, Tien & Lisa says:
SNOOD

Snood by Kathy, Tien & Lisa! October 8, 2008

smood 

The combination of "same" and "mood".

Andrea: I wanna die
Elisabet: SMOOD

smood by sweatysmood June 2, 2018

snood 

the female version of a gooch(the part between your balls and your ass crack).in this case the part between the gee and ass crack

iv got a really itchy snood
i cant believe you went down on her, she has snoodic lice
i had the most amazing snoodilingus last night
had the scuts last night and got shit all over my snood

snood by svendrew November 26, 2009