dick sweats

Dick sweats is when you wake up with a big hard, and your dick and balls are all sticky and sweaty. It almost feels like you rode it hard and put it away wet, but you didn't.
Man, I woke up last night with the dick sweats!
by dickzzz July 8, 2011
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moobs sweat

When a man chest gets hot around the breast and nipples and sweat secretes
Look at that fat knacker, he has moobs sweat. I wonder what it tastes like
by mitch00uk April 11, 2015
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Sweat Hole

A wet, sweaty crotch and grundle area which is ripe with ass stank from sweat and fecal remnants. Created from long, hot sweaty work outs or steamy sex sessions.
Dan: This locker room always smells like fucking ass. Why is that?
Joe: Cause everyone in here has a Sweat Hole Braaaahhhhh. You sniffing stank ass.
by Eaton Holgoode April 20, 2015
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Sweating me

to un-aggressively stalk or constantly bug a person; over aggressively peruse another individual of interest.
I met a girl last week and we exchanged contact info and now she won't stop sweating me.
by Tvontes January 11, 2011
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phet sweat

the uncontrollable constant sweat that occors whilst one is off their tits on speed
mush, you've got a bad example of phet sweat, you need to take a shower as your gonna stink!
by wilson429 December 22, 2008
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Nap Sweat

The indescribable (post-nap) feeling like one has just completed physical exercise, even though they were sleeping the whole time. It is unclear how or why they sweat when they sleep, just that they wake up slightly dirtier than before they went to bed. Usually accompanied by a foul odor similar to urine.

Characterized by heightened heart-rate, fear, the need to shower, and possible alienation from their friends.
"Damn bro, Jim looks like she just went to the gym but she's in her pajamas. I think she's got Nap Sweat"

"Did Alvin just pull a nightfap or does he have some mean Nap Sweat going on?"
by RatchetRach April 12, 2013
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Fruit Sweats

When you get sweaty whenever you come in contact with fruit.
Person 1: Bro why are you soaking wet?!
Person 2: Sorry I never got to tell you but I have the WORST FRUIT SWEATS— and you eating the entire strawberry plant with a fork and knife doesn’t help me!!
by peepeepoopooman:) July 6, 2020
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