straped

to be straped with guns

thats why i got in trouble for wearing a shirt that said famous stars and straps

efing retarded...

Lil Wayne:I need a Winn-Dixie grocery bag full of money right now to the VIP section

cashier 1:you should just give him the money, he's straped like shit

cashier 2:NO FUCKING DUHH BICH, I AIN'T GETTIN NO BULLETS IN MY ASS!!

by CristianNewall May 9, 2010

Trampled by Turtles

Sexual act when a large group of males surround a girl/guy and repeatedly hit he or she in the face or head with their testicles.

Trampled by turtles is similar to bukkake, but instead or sperm, the testicles are used.

by Dirty Hot Rob August 3, 2011

Scrambled Eggs

A Human brain that has been destroyed by a psychopathic assassin. Favorite snack for Government employed Trolls.

Jared Loughner made scrambled eggs for his Troll friends, with Gabrielle Gifford's brain.

by FirstCaucasoid February 7, 2013

stampeding elephant

The act of tying a broom to the front of your car proceeding to drive the car towards someone. If successful, the broomstick will have penetrated the anus.

Billy Buttlust gave the gnarliest stampeding elephant to tad last night.

by craig is fat March 6, 2007

Scrample

When you're so scared that your scurdle causes you to fall onto or knock over the furniture around you.

A hoogaboo came out of the woods and scared Jesse. Jesse scurdled into the house then scrampled over the TV

by Brotendo November 29, 2016

Stay Strapped

woah there fuck that i forgot to stay strapped

and she was taking off my pants and started screaming like : where the fuck ur dick go
so i said: woah there fuck that i forgot to stay strapped

by JamesTheWifu#0709;) January 6, 2021

scrambled brains

1) The incapability to carry out a singular thought
2) The tendency to go from one thought to the other in quick succession without finishing said thoughts

"He seems to have some seriously scrambled brains!"

by Checkmeat October 7, 2016