That janky ho stole mah jacket after sucking my dick.
You should shit in her dryer and turn it on. A good Hot Shitting should set that trick straight.
You should shit in her dryer and turn it on. A good Hot Shitting should set that trick straight.
by G-Ho April 4, 2006
Get the hot shitting mug.When you do something so undersireable it's akin to sitting, bare assed, on a spiky plant (typically a cactus).
I sat on the cactus last night trying to catch up on the book. OR I was sitting on the cactus for 3 hours trying to finish that movie.
by S.O.K March 7, 2009
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A term to describe someone as young.
Relates to the colour of a babies faeces at a young age.
Often used by older people to describe younger people.
Relates to the colour of a babies faeces at a young age.
Often used by older people to describe younger people.
Young Man: Can't wait it's my birthday tomorrow.
Old Man: Oh, how old are you going to be?
Young man: 23
Old Man: Bloody hell, you're still shitting yellow.
Old Man: Oh, how old are you going to be?
Young man: 23
Old Man: Bloody hell, you're still shitting yellow.
by XI_GREGGERS_IX November 15, 2016
Get the Shitting Yellow mug.Can't stop thinking about a person wanting to spend every min of every day with someone. A feeling you can't kick thinking about how it could be should be or would have been. Missing them so much you think about them when you wake up when you go to sleep or when something goes wrong. Wanting to tell them about all the important events in your life but to ashamed to text.
Am I smitting is it love? or a close friendship? that you can't shake. Is it the trust you built or the time you spend together?
by ... Zjdbckdnznsjd November 3, 2019
Get the Smitting mug.A sport where participants sneak into other peoples toilets' and take a shit, without flushing and without the knowledge of the toilet owner. This can be done to someone you know or a complete stranger, opportunities to ghost shit in a stranger's toilet are limited but the existence of outdoor toilets in sheds can create great opportunities
'Honey!, I just went out to do the washing and you've left a turd in the loo' 'I never use that toilet, maybe someone was Ghost Shitting last night'
by The Ghost Shitter March 13, 2012
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Get the spitting shit mug.In literal terms, it is the act of defecating against the current of a body of water because the circumstances of the situation offer the individual no other option but to poop right then and there in the river. This messy situation, having to poop while submerged in water, is exacerbated by the poor choice of the individual to defecate with his/her backside facing upstream. The current then pushes the feces back in the direction of the defecator and thus makes this already messy situation much messier. In an everyday scenario, this expression means to attempt to improve a desperate situation but in doing so, make the situation worse for oneself.
Example:
Dude 1: How’d it go with Kelly last night? You finally get to bone her before you left for school?
Dude 2: No, I made it worse.
Dude 1: How?
Dude 2: Got myself into the friend zone. I heard she was more into sensitive guys so I tried really hard to be sensitive around her. She ended up telling me I'm a really good person and we should just be friends. I was shitting upstream, man. Now there’s no chance we’re gonna bone, even when we come home for winter vacation.
Dude 1: How’d it go with Kelly last night? You finally get to bone her before you left for school?
Dude 2: No, I made it worse.
Dude 1: How?
Dude 2: Got myself into the friend zone. I heard she was more into sensitive guys so I tried really hard to be sensitive around her. She ended up telling me I'm a really good person and we should just be friends. I was shitting upstream, man. Now there’s no chance we’re gonna bone, even when we come home for winter vacation.
by PTouch August 21, 2009
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