P Stat

by barrage22 April 19, 2010
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unh0ly._.stat

A cool KNY/Anime creator on TikTok! Very active and funny! Sometimes acts like a wild dog, but they are a great mutual to have! We all love you unh0ly._.stat!!
"Hey have you heard of the creator, unh0ly._.stat?"
by SoftBlossoms July 23, 2021
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stat fag

People who in an MMO recite in-game statistics to support their comments on an out of game forum thread;

or people who use their in-game statistics to measure their epeen and in some cases their out of game abilities.
Douche McNoobin says, "T2 drones have about 32% more damage compared to T1's at maxed racial spec FYI. If you can afford it here's a good use."

Usuck says, "you're such a stat fag"

or

Dude, your combat record sucks balls. Biomass yourself irl please.
by usuck2 March 04, 2012
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jeter stat

A jeter stat is a statistic that is mostly irrelevant and made up to make someone look good. This was done frequently to make it look like Derek Jeter didn't suck at baseball.
Yankee Fan: Derek Jeter is the has hit the most doubles of any shortstop in New York in games played from mid May to early June when the temperature is between 55 and 60 degrees and there is a full moon obstructed by clouds.

Literally anyone else: Yeah, but nobody cares. That's a total jeter stat.
by Brooo53 October 12, 2019
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prob stats

a supremely annoying abbreviation for the abbreviation of probs (aka probably); a play off of the class probability/ statistics
Maggie: Are you going to the electric daisy carnival this weekend?

Sam: Prob stats
by saltydawg12 May 27, 2011
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f-stat

fucker stop this acronyms thing (Something you can say to a person who is using a lot of acronyms/abbreviations (irony) )
Tom: Wtf man! GFAT. Otherwise KMN!

You: Dude f-stat
by codezilla October 07, 2011
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STAT Girl

A STAT girl is the woman who thrives on the magical power of statutory holidays—it's her elixir.

While others burn PTO for week-long escapes, the STAT girl knows the true secret to happiness: a three-day weekend.

In only 72 hours, she transforms from an exhausted, red-eyed corporate grind betch to living her best life—rested, motivated, and as energizing as her every morning overpriced soy latte.

STAT Girls have perfected the art of turning a mere long weekend into a personal renaissance. They embody balance: work hard Tuesday to Friday.

STAT Girls love — (em dashes) and Moo Deng. STAT Girls don't do anything just for "the plot".

A STAT girl doesn’t fear the return of Tuesday; she greets it, waving with freshly manicured nails, bright-eyed motivation, and an at-home tooth whitening kit sparkling smile.
She's not a regular girl, she's a STAT girl.
BRATs are out, STATs are in.
A STAT girl doesn’t need to 'find herself' in Bali; she found herself halfway through a heart burn rendering bottle of white wine she claims to never drink again on a perfectly timed statutory holiday.
STAT girls are proof that the corporate grind hasn’t crushed all of our spirits, as long as there's a perfectly timed statutory holiday.
She's not taking vacation. She's in her STAT Girl Era.
by reallybigmajorleaguesportsfan December 13, 2024
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