audio startle

When you forget you have your computer speakers on and one of those audio alerts (from spell checker,you've got mail,Weatherbug, etc) scares the crap out of you. Can also occur when computer is idle but the speakers are on if you have an Aquarium screen saver.(bubbling water)

I was already sitting on a poop knob when I received an audio startle that made me soil myself.

by wolfbait51 October 14, 2011

Bob Starley

An alcoholic beverage consisting of Malibu Rum and Tang.

Simon: "What are you drinking?"

Nikki: "A Bob Starley, it's a kick in a glass, to the carribean."

by Squid86 October 9, 2016

Dirty Starkles

A dirty Starkles is when a man with a small cock eats another man’s hairy taint that has just had a train run on it and he lets all the cum drip down his throat.

He just licked a man’s taint that had a train run on it and was full of cum, what a dirty starkles!

by Hanging banging June 14, 2023

venus startler

When a woman deficates and a splash back of water accidentally hits their vagina, scaring them.

I was taking a fat shit and the velocity of my turd shattering the surface of the toilet water resulted in me being stricken by the dreaded venus startler

by roughsol February 26, 2024

venus startler

When a woman deficates and a splash back of water accidentally hits their vagina, scaring them.

I was taking a fat shit and the velocity of my turd shattering the surface of the toilet water resulted in me being stricken by the dreaded venus startler

by roughsol February 26, 2024

Cincinnati Starlet

It’s whenever two people put their butts, ass to ass over someone then poop onto that persons chest at the same time. - often times one must use lots of laxatives to synchronize shit with the other shitter.

Oh sure 👍 Eli was here last night with Braiden when they gave jimothy a Cincinnati Starlet. I’ve been using carpet cleaner for hours but I don’t think I’ll be able to get the smell out!

by The Cincinnati Starlet August 14, 2025