Vagina Stage Fright

The act of not being able to pee in a public restroom.

I tried to use the bathroom at the mall and I had vagina stage fright..I froze up and nothing would come out!!

by Just a random female April 20, 2011

stagette

The female version of the male stag.

Basically a bachelorette party.

My girlfriend left to her bestfriend's stagette.

by Sami August 10, 2004

stogerette

Derived from the East Bay, meaning ciggarette.

"Mind if I fire me up a stogerette?"

"Nah dude, go for it."

by Crumble! December 27, 2005

Anti-Dick Stage

Also known as post-dick stage, the stage of life that every female enters into after she completes her pre-dick stage. A woman enters anti-dick stage after she’s been burned by several bad boys, knocked-up, contracted a VD, accumulated financial debt, lost her youthful good looks, or all of the above. Anti-dick females have a pessimistic attitude towards men, often displaying gender-neutral behavior not unlike militant feminists. Women in anti-dick stage also often have a strong sense of entitlement; that, despite the excesses of their pre-dick stage, they think that they still deserve some nice, hard-working man to come in and clean up their mess: enter Mr Nice Guy. This is where the nice guy finally gets some action, but by the time girls reach anti-dick stage they are damaged goods. Anti-dick women desire a nice guy so they can have someone to pay their bills, take care of their kids and be their crying shoulder. This may even be a guy that she previously rejected while in pre-dick stage because he wasn’t bad boy enough. All of this is easier said than done since nice guys are usually too shy to ask her out (or may not be interested in a washed-up girl in the first place). Since females have been conditioned to always blame nice guys for all their problems, an anti-dick woman complains a lot about why the men she wants do not approach her when it’s clear that her pre-dick stage behavior is what caused all this hullabaloo in the first place.

Melissa rejected Josh a few years ago because he was too nice and she was going through her pro-dick stage. Now she’s pregnant and in anti-dick stage, so she is pursuing Josh to be a daddy for her kid!

by truerebel August 4, 2010

bonus stages

Definition 1: an exact Level on a video game.
Definition 2: an extremly funny webtoon you can find at bonusstages.com

Definition 2: Joel: my latest invention can make pancakes walk.
Phil: what the hell is the point of that?
Random dude who isn't in the show: I love bonus stages

by the only smart person in the world April 9, 2006

Stage 3 Drunk

The final stage of a long night of drinking. The point where the things you say no longer make sense and all you can do is make goofy faces and point at people.

So I heard Kevin was stage 3 drunk again last weekend.

by untouchable23 August 5, 2009

Stage 6 clinger

One stage above a stage 5 clinger. This person did not derive their obsession with the opposing person through sex, but simply through a random act of kindness. If you have ever been called at 4am and the other person "just wanted to talk" you have a stage 6 clinger on your hands.

Fred: Jane is such a stage 5 clinger.
Jack: Did you guys have sex?
Fred: No.
Jack: Well then she is definitely a stage 6 clinger.

by B.A. Trustwurthy March 30, 2010