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Bama Splooge

Something you say when something actiony happens.
"Dude, you totally just got a headshot on that guy."

"BAMA SPLOOGE!!!>=D"
by Bradmaster January 27, 2009
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splooge

splooge is the tasty, ivory-colored, creamy load a guy spurts out of his dick when he has a cumgasm.
I blew my splooge all over Matt's hair, face, tits, chest , and stomach when I jacked off over him!
by USAF Cadet November 12, 2020
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splooge

another word for male of female ejaculations.
When i fingered my girlfriend, splooge got all over my fingers. And then she handied me and splooge came out of my dick.
by bobby guy December 15, 2006
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Splooge in your Applesauce

1) A metaphorical phrase referring to the immasculation of some person; this phrase was first used in Austin Powers: Goldmember during the prison rap scene

2) The action of ejaculating into someone else's apple-derived side dish.
Example 1) Friend #1: "What now, bitch? I won!!! Splooge in your applesauce! All up in it!!!"
Friend #2: "Yeah, whatever..."

Example 2) Ted: 'Bob, this applesauce tastes funny'
Bob: 'Yeah, because I splooged in your applesauce, Ted! HAHA'
by TheoDizzle July 10, 2005
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Splooge Humps

When u Jizz on a Girls Stomach then ride the ripples ("humps") with your beer belly and floppy wang.
I was gonna blow my load in Suzie on Middle Beach, but decided to ride them "Splooge Humps" instead.
by OceanGrover123 July 22, 2009
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Splooge

A liquid like substance emmitted from the penis when the penis owner has reached his sexual climax.
OH shyt bitch! Oh my GOD! AH, OH almost..... Oh! SPLOOOOOOGE!
by Sploogie April 2, 2003
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Splooge

A small unit of measurement specific to food.
I'll take a side salad with just a splooge of ranch.
by niggatude69 July 11, 2009
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