Sploif

To be consensually touched by a friend in a joking manner

I’m about to sploif Henry!

by Ritvikluvr January 9, 2024

sploif

to inappropriately touch a friend in a consensual manner

Root: Sexually exploit

Plural: Spleef

“Imma sploif u right now”
“Bro ur looking sploifable right now”

by crispytusk January 10, 2024

Splooky Dooky

The wettest shit possible

Casper was ill for a week, and he said that he took the biggest Splooky Dooky ever

by ShangYu February 3, 2024

sploinker yoinker

Jacking off or in other words masturbating

He was doing the sploinker yoinker in his room

by Master of a Bater February 24, 2024

Sploinky

A soft penis

I thoroughly enjoy yanking my sploinky until it’s erect

by ballfartsex April 10, 2024

Sploink

Something that is extremely sploinky and silly.

That chaton is the sploinkiest thing I've seen to date.

by theuniversalbombuster May 14, 2024

Sploinky

Of or to do with an undesirable, disreputable, or unusual music with a unbalanced groove.

This guy in the car next to me is listening to some sploinky ass music.

by Arpeg630 May 28, 2024