log splitter

When a girl wears a thong pantie, and takes a fat shit with it still on. Causing the shit log to split in half and form 2 logs of crap.

Nicole took a fat dump with her thong on, and the shit split into two logs. Now that is a log splitter

by TonyTheTiger7 November 19, 2007

splitter agenda

the trim that you have lined out for night

dude 1: do you have your splitter agenda planned out for tonight?
dude 2: yeah, at 7 im picking up angie, and then at 10:30 im going over to michelles
dude 1: thats a good agenda!

by C MART October 8, 2005

splitter

Someone who swallows a little and then spits a little

Kate: Jared said spitters are quitters but I hate swallowing. :(
Sally: just be a splitter

by splitter666 May 29, 2019

Skittles

A blast of rainbow in circular form.

Skittles taste like rainbows, therefore they taste like water." Said the nonbeliever.

by Vladimir E. September 27, 2009

lick-spittle

a word used by Mr Burns toward Smithers in the Simpsons,a subordinate with little credibility if any,a puppet on a string

Monty Burns; Youre nothing more than my lick-spittle Smithers,youre word is worthless you lickspittle,watch me make this lick-spittle dance like a puppet

by MasterSofTrancE April 9, 2006

spittleback

a man faking an orgasm ,therefore spitting on the girls' back,making her think he got off.

she had way more emotionally invested than me so i had 2 "spittleback" the bitch 2 get away from her!

there's really only 1 time u can get away with spitting on a girl..."spittleback"

by HAYWIRRE July 13, 2012

Spittle Whip

A sexual move for men with small or micro-penises that involves hanging slobber or spittle from ones penis and whipping their partner in the face with it.

Tony’s dick is so small he had to Spittle Whip her instead of dick slapping.

by George Town virus September 6, 2020