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Splinter Cell Online

The noob term for playing Splinter Cell in the online environment, Steam.

A cultural rift has developed here between the senior players (nerds) and the newbies (sometimes referred to as noobs or the 1337 association, n00bs, but really they're just fresh meat) similar to that of Halo 2 Online. Standby shooting/trapping is also outlawed and is overseen by a heavily biased selection of mods (some of which are just cool noobs who bribed other mods with a steak dinner and a Charms blowpop. A noob-mod is idenified when a mod has flying capabilities, but cannot move beyond the second floor due to poor controller/joystick skillz.)

Obscene names are common, as are rooms socially off-limits to the noob population.

It is also a wonderful place to take hilarious screencaps.
Splinter Cell Online subtitled screencap:

*eucatastrophe has entered
*a_big_throbbing_cock has entered

(play commences as usual. But suddenly...)

*eucatastrophe is being choked form behind.
a_big_throbbing_cock: EUCATASTROPHE SUCK THIS
*eucatastrophe was choked to death by a_big_throbbing_cock
sleepy: LAWL!!!!!11!11!!1oneelven!!11
by eucatastrophe June 18, 2006
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Big black bitch splitter.

A extremely large penis belonging to a person of African descent.
That poor girl is never going to walk again after that dude rips her with his big black bitch splitter.
by Sittingbully January 11, 2012
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turd-splitter

A turd-splitter is a guy's anal sphincter.
Matt pushed his big dick up my turd-splitter and had a cumgasm!
by USAF Cadet January 29, 2021
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master splinter

Someone who looks like a rat. Derived from the teacher of the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles.
by Gumba Gumba February 25, 2004
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monkey splitters

a pair of shorts that are very short and tight such that the material is basically crammed into the folds of the vulva, nearly synonymous with "daisy dukes"
did you see that chick wearing those monkey splitters?
by Argonaut August 14, 2007
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titty splitter

When a seatbelt goes in between a chicks tits when driving a car and splits them
When I was driving I looked over at the car next to me and said wholy shit check out that chicks titty splitter
by no its not August 21, 2009
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donut splitter

a gay person. doing another gay person, up his "donut hole"
"So.. what were you doing this weekend."

"Screwing my bf up the ass."

"My god, you are such a flaming donut splitter."
by Sarah, Tifffany, and Tyler November 15, 2009
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