spliffy

adj: the euphoric state associated with wanting to smoke, actively smoking, or having just finished smoking a spliff.

not to be confused with 'splifee' amsterdam's tightly-rolled, top heavy mascot.

alex: what do you want to do tonight?
(becky pulls out a perfectly conical spliff from her pocket)
becky: i'm feelin' spliffy.

jen: hey you wanna hit this bowl?
(becky pulls out a perfectly conical spliff from her pocket)
becky: nah, i'm feelin' spliffy

by ean weslynn July 1, 2011

Spaff n back pabb

Where the act of spaff n pabbing is prohibited due to the lack of front pubes usually caused by excessive spaff n pabbing
The act of spaff n back pabbing is the use of bum pubes as a substitute for regular pubes

Yeah I spaff n back pabbed this slut so my wife wouldent notice the lack of front pubes

by The Jeddi May 10, 2010

Toothpick Spliff

A toothpick spliff is a smaller than usual joint in circumference not in length.

I didnt have much pot left so all my joints are Toothpick Spliffs

by Raymond May 13, 2005

Splaf

The act of ejaculating over your girlfriends face.

Baby, can I splaf on your face tonight?

by Ozvaldez November 9, 2007

Slaff

A kind of laugh that sounds more like hissing... "Ssss ssss ssss ssss" Comes from the term 'ssslaughing'.

I had to listen to that idiot slaffing the other day. It's very bloody annoying!

by I see Stupid People! August 2, 2011

spaffment

A statement of much spaffage.

That is a horrendously Bitchylegendary spaffment.

by Rexington November 12, 2006

spaff chaser

Someone who's intention is to spend as much time as possible with semen, whether it be by masturbating or sucking cock. Can be male or female.

Jenny: OMG, he TOTALLY gave me a facial last night.
Alex: Doesn't that happen to you all the time?
Jenny: I like jizz, okay?!
Alex: Spaff chaser.

by boomchickaboom23 February 21, 2010