2 definitions by The Jeddi

schwaife

A scientific measurment of the laterial length of one's penis

Dude, my nob is 2 and a half schwaifes long

by The Jeddi May 17, 2010

Spaff n back pabb

Where the act of spaff n pabbing is prohibited due to the lack of front pubes usually caused by excessive spaff n pabbing
The act of spaff n back pabbing is the use of bum pubes as a substitute for regular pubes

Yeah I spaff n back pabbed this slut so my wife wouldent notice the lack of front pubes

by The Jeddi May 10, 2010