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inappropriate salmon

When a person has a lot of leg on display, one of their friends might feel the urge to repeatedly and rapidly thwack their outstretched hand between the inner thighs on show. (As if a salmon was flapping between them.)
Sophie gave me a massive inappropriate salmon yesterday at church. I totally should have worn tights.
by sherifffffffff December 14, 2010
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raging salmon

When u have a boner but its more than just a boner its a super boner-a raging salmon.
Every time i see jessica she gives a raging salmon.
by Kawaiikinks February 20, 2017
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Salmon

A giant, very thick, monster cock. Usually has a slight right curve. One similar to the one of famous artists and rapper “DaBaby”, would be a salmon dick.
“Ayooo i got that salmon!”
“My lord, did anybody see DaBaby’s salmon get leaked?”
by Squ1ggles February 24, 2020
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Iron solomon

Arguably the best battle rapper in history, destroys his opponents with lines that are obviously not pre-written, he addresses the previous verse(see the shirt-n-tie battle, when he disses critical). His punchlines often have the other rappers giving him daps mid-rhyme He is often overlooked because he is overweight(he'll admit it), white, and wears glasses
In Iron solomon's his battle against Math:
"Fuck Math, I'll get my vengeance with words
Sentences, verbs and paragraphs,
If I'm Slim Shady, i guess there will be nothing After-Math "
by Steady killer July 26, 2009
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solon

a town (suburb of cleveland) where the white majority tries to take credit for the sports achievements of the blacks and the academic achievements of the asians
solon is overrated
by pippy p. poopypants September 24, 2009
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Solomon

sexy ass sorcerer who can and will ruin your life and take you away from your precious demons just with one smooth move of his. also he can’t cook to save his life.
solomon is so sexy omfg
i know man i wanna suck his fat cock
by schlongsucker August 12, 2020
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Alaskan Salmon Grabber

A sex game involving a male and a female(s) in which the male(s) need(s) an erection in order to participate. Both parties need to apply a vast amount of lubricant, the male on his penis and the female on her hands. (Paws)

Once this step is completed, the male and his penis, take the role of the "Salmon" and the female takes the role of the "Bear" It is then the "Bears" role to chase after the "Salmon" and try and catch it.

The game is under a 60 second countdown, for the "Bear" to win, she needs to be able to either catch and tame the "Salmon" for 5 seconds, this requires her to hold down the "Salmon" (Penis) for 5 seconds, or for the Male to lose his erection, thus making the salmon limp.

The only way for the male and his "Salmon" to win, is if he can evade the "Bear's" grasp for 60 seconds and maintain his "Salmon's" solidity.

The game can also be played amongst a group, in which there will be multiple "Salmons" and "Bears."
"Oh my god! Andreas' Salmon got destroyed by Le Shawna in that game of Alaskan Salmon Grabber!
by F.T Salmon Master August 25, 2010
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