undescended sense of humor

The condition in which a person is afflicted by an inability to be amused by certain cognitive experiences. Somebody who does not find jokes or situations that tend to make others smile or break into laughter is considered to have an undescended sense of humor.An inability to perceive what is comical. Magic mushrooms or marijuana are widely considered to be treatments for this condition.

Rodney is such a tool. He didn't even break into a chuckle when we saw that comedian with all the big dick jokes. Why we hang out with somebody who has an undescended sense of humor is beside me.

by Blenderhead91 March 31, 2009

Common Sense Fairy

U.S. Army term for a mythical creature that clubs privates, NCOs, gurus, officers and anybody else nearby that has succumbed to the bad advice of the Good Idea Fairy. Usually the Common Sense Fairy visits during AARs, accidents, misfires, or any other SNAFU moment. The weapon she yields is a club that often brings forth reduction in rank, loss of pay, cool points, jail time and anything else the smacks one with common sense. Listen to the Common Sense Fairy!

Captain Corelli and his mandolin just got smacked by the Common Sense Fairy when it was found out that his good idea is being investigated by CID and IG.

by easttimorjackontheattack February 16, 2012

sensei of humor

A person who has the best sense of humor among his/her friends, family, etc., so that he/she has reached the master level.

Donny cracks us up with every single one of his jokes. He is the sensei of humor.

by whoisburak April 26, 2012

Snease

The feeling of an approaching sneeze, but having no release

I was excited for my oncming sneeze, but was let down, as it was only a snease.

by Sad Farts June 18, 2016

trashon sense

A skewed idea of fashion mostly seen in women where trashy or overly revealing clothes are considered chic.

Anne: How does this leopard skin shirt look on me? I cut it off below the boobs to show my belly. Pretty sexy with this jean skirt?

Lisa: Honey, you have some trashon sense.

by Lex Sleuthor April 23, 2009

Quantum Sense

The common sense associated with recovering awareness about The Story of the Universe and our species common origin/creation story. Conventional wisdom of our foundational roots of origin.

All species and forms are related; It's Quantum Sense.

Quantum Sense says we all come into this existence from the same place.

by herbybell April 2, 2010

Common Sense

Being able to see the outcome of your actions before you do them.

Driving too fast in the rain? Common sense tells you that you could lose control.

by Scarlettpoppies December 16, 2018