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snarkolepsy

A disorder characterized by sudden and uncontrollable, though often brief, attacks of snarkiness, usually to the dismay and/or hilarity of both the diseased and onlookers.
Adele's snarkolepsy was soon proved to get out of hand when she offended the foreign ambassador of Kazakhstan through snide remarks to her fellow Model United Nations members.
by Evelynn April 21, 2007
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Tasty Snacks

Pouring cocaine on your balls and letting someone snort it off.
I'm gonna let that girl get some tasty snacks tonight!
by Michael Elder April 1, 2009
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snarkiness

Condition resulting in verbal response reflecting mockery and intentional condescension, often times found when responding to nonsensical progressive, politically correct comments. Use of sarcasm often times empowers snarkiness.
Joe Cool used snarkiness responding to a buffoon who posted liberal gibberish on a Politico thread on the internet.
by Realwriter24 May 21, 2014
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snarkle

the combination of doggie saliva and snot smeared against a car window or any other glass surface while pressing their face against said surface
My dogs make such a mess on the windows in my car with their snarkle that I hesitate to take them any place!
by auroraprincess January 27, 2012
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Sharkstank

A free speech site started by roller24.
Damn, all those damn trolls from the sharks tank are here again.
by roller24 April 30, 2004
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snark hat

A metaphorical 'hat' worn when a not otherwise snarky person wishes to add some snarkiness to the world. The un-snarky person can then remove the hat and return to normalcy.
Hubert was generally a nice and non-judgmental guy, but sometimes when he put on his snark hat he could really lay into people.
by chrixo January 21, 2010
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snarkpocalypse

Continuous flow of snide, shitty remarks, and bitch talk on FB news feed us just a snarkpocalypse.
sarcasm assholes jerkssnarkpocalypse
by bentryin November 18, 2013
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