Performed in a professional office environment...when a co-worker is on the phone, you blow your hole right in his or her ear with a rippling fart creating confusion and akward panic for both people in conversation.
by Jarjo March 19, 2008
Get the Detroit Slapshot mug.Noun; A retired, wealthy enthusiast of bass fishing who will 'fuck' you 'in the ass' by selling you an electronic fish finder. In reality, the fish finder is a music stand duct taped to a Nintendo Gameboy, loaded with Primal Rage - a popular video game in the late 80s, early 90s.
Clyde: Got fuck't at da Bass Pro Shops agin. Hell, Chuck, he's like a porn star. A Bass Pro Shops porn star.
Bonnie: He fucks me all the time.
Clyde: What?!
Bonnie: He fucks me all the time.
Clyde: What?!
by Pissed off consumer February 26, 2009
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by NinjaPleaaasssee May 9, 2011
Get the Slaps mug.A drinking game. Comprised of a set of people standing in a circle. One person at a time takes a shot of alcohol, and is immediately slapped in the face as hard as possible by the person to their left.
The person to the right of the person who was just slapped then takes a shot, and the process is continued. It is preferable if this game is video taped. Created by Malcom Murfin.
The person to the right of the person who was just slapped then takes a shot, and the process is continued. It is preferable if this game is video taped. Created by Malcom Murfin.
by davegoldblatt3000 January 27, 2009
Get the Slapshots mug.A vagina that has been fucked so many times, by numerous amounts of diferent sized wiener, that it looks like a sloppy joe hamburger.
*girl* - so this is it? your just gonna fuck me and never talk to me again like all the others?
*guy* well, you have a fucking slopcunt, bitch. Now get the fuck outta here, i gotta make some food cause that sloppy joe down there is makin me hungry.
*guy* well, you have a fucking slopcunt, bitch. Now get the fuck outta here, i gotta make some food cause that sloppy joe down there is makin me hungry.
by Jake6336 August 5, 2007
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by YAWA April 22, 2020
Get the slop du jour mug.Unkind slang term referring to someone fat and lazy, and/or a person with little regard for personal hygiene.
Most common in mid-western North America.
Most common in mid-western North America.
by MrBodaggles December 7, 2009
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