swole skipping

The act of skipping in a delighted and fruity manner by a man that is extremely swole, in which swinging of the arms and a retarded smile is added.

Not a gym excercise, but a man who has the potential to skip and knock down everyone around him.
Johnny: "WTF is that?!

Arnold: "It looks like some retarded jock running"

Ronnie: " Hes not a retard jock silly, he's swole skipping"
by Douchenator108 February 28, 2011
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Speed Skipping

Taking Adderall and XTC together.
"Woah I didnt know ur eyes were all black"
looks at pupil
"im speed skipping"
by woahimbomb March 16, 2009
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skipping levels

the art of getting really high and thinking you are playing a video game, passing a level each time you feel that much more high. The phrase "game over" is frequently associated with this word, it's simply the grand finale of your highness.
Bob- Yo what's goody for tonight?
Bob 2- I vote we get the crew together and begin skipping levels?
Bob- Word.
by One crew member December 19, 2011
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Skip the dishes

The shittiest company on the planet. If you use this company fuck you ur shit too. I’d rather eat a sewer rat then eat the shit they dare call food. I’d rather die overdose on heroine than work for such a poor company. #ubereatsisbetter #skipthedishesisshit
Skip the dishes employee: ur stupid ass bought ur food to the wrong address and u aren’t getting ur money back

Me: this is bs
Skip the dishes employee: the only way u getting the money back is if u go suck a dick for money
by Angrykaren May 12, 2020
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Skip Daze

A day one takes off of school/work to smoke pot
Today I took a skip daze to smoke my brother's pot
by TheLyd June 15, 2011
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skip rat

Skip Rat: a derogatory term and classist stereotype, which is used very broadly and mostly inaccurately used to describe rural, and/or poverty class individuals.
That family are a bunch of skip rats!
by jimmi2toes December 09, 2007
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Skip Licker

A skip licker is a person of below average intelligence and bodily hygiene. Possible traits of a skip licker is greasiness of the hair and a munted face.
by Mr-Simmas August 21, 2009
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