Ashlee Simpson

She's only famous because of her sister. She has a horrible raspy singing voice and apparently is against lip-synching. Oh sure....

She is NOT punk rock. Just because she has dark hair and wears t-shirts that says 'punk' on it does not make her 'rock 'n roll'. Hell, she doesn't even DESERVE that title!

Also, when it comes to looks, Ashlee Simpson just doesn't cut it. She is ugly and has a rather large nose.

If someone forced me to either listen to Ashlee or Jessica, I'd choose Jessica hands down.

Ashlee Simpson is ugly. Fact.

by S..A..R..A the drummer girl July 28, 2006

Simpson Twins

Jessica Simpson's breasts.

The movie, "The Dukes of Hazzard," featured Johnny Knoxville and the Simpson Twins.

by Elvis Wearing a Bra September 3, 2005

simpsons reference

Phrase referring to when someone quotes, cites, or uses something that was previously done on The Simpsons. Thus, they are making a Simpsons reference.

This wonderful phrase can be used in virtually any setting, time or place.

Guy 1- "Ow! I dropped a hammer on my foot, dammit that hurts!"
Guy 2- "Haw-haw" (ala Nelson)
Guy 3- "Simpson's reference!"

Corporate Accountant- "Mr. CEO, our profits will increase by 42% over the next year due to this new project."
CEO (tapping is fingers together)- "Excellent"
Accountant- "Simpsons reference!"

by ACG2x December 2, 2004

OJ Simpson

The combination of gin and orange juice. That is to say, a killer orange juice.

A: I made you a drink, homie.
B: (sips) Yo, this orange juice right here is killer!
A: That's that OJ Simpson, mayne!

A: We're gettin our swerve on tonight. Shout outs to OJ Simpson (raises beverage with aforementioned mixed drink).

by juan funkee salopian January 30, 2012

The Simpsons

the greatest fucking cartoon ever. aside from al bundy, homer simpson should be all of americas hero.

if the simpsons ever make a bad show, it will still beat any cartoon from japan.

by simpsons for life August 30, 2003

the simpsons

Not only is the Simpsons the greatest cartoon ever, it is the greatest TV show ever!
The Simpsons is what the Beatles are to music, what De Niro is to Acting, what Tiger Woods is to Golf, THE BEST!!!

Classic moment from the Simpsons:

Homer: Are you saying you're never going to eat any animal again? What about bacon?
Lisa: No.
Homer: Ham?
Lisa: No.
Homer: Pork chops?
Lisa: Dad, those all come from the same animal.
Homer: Heh heh heh. Ooh, yeah, right, Lisa. A wonderful, magical animal.

by mickyash2008 March 22, 2008

Bart Simpson

Bart Simpson is a fictional character on the long running, animated series "The Simpsons". Bart is the 10 year old, troublesome son of Marge and Homer Simpson and older brother to Lisa Simpson. Bart's hobbies include vandalism, skate boarding, writing sentences on bulletin boards after school and pranking people, specifically Seymour Skinner(the Principal at his school) and Moe Szyslak(Local Tavern owner). Bart wears a red, short sleeved shirt and blue shorts. He has spiked, yellow hair. His catch phrases include "Ai, Carumba!" "Don't have a cow, man." and, perhaps the most famous, "Eat my Shorts!"

Helen Lovejoy: My goodness, did you hear that Marge Simpson's son Bart Simpson mooned the security camera at the Kwiki Mart?

Bernice Hibbert: That women is raising a heathen. And did you hear that her daughter is a lonely nerd?

by PositivelyPisces June 13, 2016