person 1: i bought her a macbook, the iphone 12, and a car but she still rejected me
person 2: dude. its no simp september
person 2: dude. its no simp september
by simpdude November 8, 2020
Get the simpmug. A SIMP is a person that worships the opposite gender, usualy being a guy worshipping a woman, to get their attention and love and calling them stuff like "queen" or "princess" etc. by doing almost anything, most of the time donating a large amount of money.
sidenote: a SIMP is not persone in a relationship, a guy having a girlfriend does not mean he is worshipping her which means he is not a simp.
sidenote: a SIMP is not persone in a relationship, a guy having a girlfriend does not mean he is worshipping her which means he is not a simp.
friend1: hey wassup "friend2", sorry i couldnt call you yesterday i was watching this streamer and i donated her 500 dollars and SHE SAID MY NAME!!!!!!!
friend2: you are a SIMP
friend2: you are a SIMP
by The next Einstein June 20, 2020
Get the SIMPmug. (before 2020)
S.I.M.P. stands for "Squirrels In My Pants," a song from the show Phineas and Ferb in 2008.
In the episode "Comet Kermillian," the song was improvised when Candace was struggling to get two squirrels out of her pants. Immediately before, Suzy Johnson had used a croquet mallet to shoot an acorn into her pants and the squirrels followed the acorn.
S.I.M.P. stands for "Squirrels In My Pants," a song from the show Phineas and Ferb in 2008.
In the episode "Comet Kermillian," the song was improvised when Candace was struggling to get two squirrels out of her pants. Immediately before, Suzy Johnson had used a croquet mallet to shoot an acorn into her pants and the squirrels followed the acorn.
So they wrote a song about entering a girl's pants trying to get a nut. And called the song SIMP. They are time travelers and no one can convince me otherwise.
by maple17 August 17, 2020
Get the Simpmug. A Tier 3 Sub To Any Twitch Thot
by MX5 Míata September 1, 2020
Get the Simpmug. Freddy was simping when he tried to get in that booze brand's insta story.
Christian is such a simp. He put in a lot of effort to get mentioned in the sandwich account's twitter feed..
Christian is such a simp. He put in a lot of effort to get mentioned in the sandwich account's twitter feed..
by CamdenDetective April 26, 2020
Get the Simpmug. a dude gettin played 4 his chips by female and /or lets her
walk all ova cuz his sprung off da pussy.
a nigga gettin pimped by bitch .
walk all ova cuz his sprung off da pussy.
a nigga gettin pimped by bitch .
by MAC^ MAC^ October 5, 2006
Get the SIMPmug. Bro 1: Yo you want to see my girlfriends nudes instead of playing video games? I even managed to get a partnership with iDubbbz
Bro 2: Wtf bro are you a simp or some shit?
Me: HOLY SHIT BANISH THIS SIMP FROM OUR TRIBE!1!1!!1!
Bro 2: Wtf bro are you a simp or some shit?
Me: HOLY SHIT BANISH THIS SIMP FROM OUR TRIBE!1!1!!1!
by MazdasAreTheBest April 29, 2020
Get the Simpmug.