shjonathan (her/she-jonathan)

A sexy, curvaceous, cis-gender female. Exudes Bruce Lee moves and liberal destroyer. Gay rights activist. Anti-vaccine and strongly believes in the micro-chips. She loves to talk to boomers and criticize hermeneutics. At the end of prayers, she always includes Amen and Awomen. She is loved by all who know her and is the life of every party. She won't be afraid to stand up strongly for what she believes in. Some of the the most intelligent women are named Shjonathan.

I wanna masuk that shjonathan (her/she-jonathan)

by he-jonathan May 5, 2021

Chimi-shlonga

A man wraps a tortilla around his penis for his partner as a dessert or snack after a meal

Hey honey, you want a bite of my chimi-shlonga after dinner?

by Gringo777 October 20, 2014

Shamona

Word that expresses many terms as a friend or someone you hate. Said by Michael Jackson as Shamon and then transformed it into shamona. Also a form of epilepsy.

Hey what in the shamona are you doing.

You have been diagnosed with shamona you have 3 weeks to live.

by UhhthePaul April 18, 2010

shlong

it means a dick i cant believe you didnt know that

Tom: Do you like shlong ?

Mary: Yes, i like it in my mouth.

by nbsaibot June 25, 2009

shion

The main character of Xenosaga Episode I: Dur Wille Zur Macht. She is a member of Vector Industries 1st R&D Division and was the director of the team designing KOS-MOS.

My external appearances are down five percent. Shion, I need to be cleaned.

by Aya January 5, 2004

shlong

A long penis, commonly associated with straight men.

Brad wipped his shlong out but Angelina couldn't fit all of it in her mouth.

by immature May 11, 2006

Shlong Master

A shlong master is a pimp with a huge dick that is found in the depths of mexico. He finds little children and turns them into whores. The shlong masters name is usually diego.

1)gawd the shlong masters shlong is so big.
2)Shlong master turned me into a whore

by Diego Parra (me mexican) July 27, 2008