shitmonster

"shitmonster" a stinking most probally old man who is surrounded by the smell of shit and dresses like a tramp and is just in a bad state

oh my god that old geezer is a shit monster look at him urgh!

by Ford farm massiv May 13, 2005

Shitcunt

When You've Just Had A Shit.. You Wipe Forwards Towards Your Womanly Parts! And You End Up With Shit.. In Your Cunt.. Shitcunt!

I Have Just Given One Above Surely??.. Shitcunt!

by Anii. Louiise. September 29, 2007

ShitCandy

The correct name for Skullcandy headphones, because really, they're fucking awful.

Thirteen year old girl 1: "I need new headphones, I lost my old ones."

Thirteen year old girl 2: "get skullcandies, they come in the koolest kolours!!!!"

Person of moderate intelligence: "Don't touch anything made by ShitCandy, they're goddamn awful, and they look as bad as they sound."

by an audiophile June 10, 2012

shitcanned

verb; adverb; noun; to be placed in an area of unwanted remembrance, to put or attempt to put (as humanly possible) any person place or thing with all the other shit that has been cluttering up your life and apparently serves no useful purpose.

My employer jus shitcanned me...fugem !

I just shitcanned javascript, it's useless.

My old lady just slept with her ex , she's shitcanned in my life.

There's a live volcano erupting on Maui, I guess our vacation's shitcanned.

by terryzz February 25, 2009

shitcanned

To get paralytic on illicit substances or exceedingly drunk

"Oi TD, where's those pingers ? Let's get SHITCANNED !!!"

by Da Chicken Man June 28, 2007

Shitcronic

A word used to decribe an object, circumstance, or event where the the user of the word feels amazed.

Did you see that? That was the shitcronic yo! or That car is the shitcronic!

by The James Thompson September 17, 2014

shitmonk

an effensive word use to call people by and has no refference to a monk

festy: hey shitmonk
camers: thats mean

by Doomover October 16, 2008