Selectively lazy

A selectively lazy person is one who has large aspirations in life, but these aspirations are never realized due to minor inconveniences the person is not willing to willing to work passed.

Person 1: "my phone is about to die, but I need to keep working on my aeronautical engineering homework!"
Person 2: "go grap your charger!"
Person 1: "but my charger is down stairs!"
Person 2: "god, you're so selectively lazy."

by StayFocused September 1, 2017

selectively gay

when you only suck dick sometimes

Gus is selectively gay, he only takes it up the ass when he wants to

by illmakeuhowellbitch February 5, 2018

Selectively nice

Someone who selects who their nice to
Sometimesw based on status
Or what they can get from person

Mrs.smith is selectively nice to people who shes can get something from look at her being nice to that guy so he can carry something heavy for her

by Kennysva May 26, 2018

selective negative memory theory

When people selectively recall all the negatives of a certain event, choosing to ignore any positive aspects of the situation.

selective negative memory theory is all about ignoring positive aspects of a situation

by Dojoboi May 30, 2018

Selective listening

The act of choosing what one one not only hears but is actually listening

Juicy. My canine soulmate ,is , the best of selective listening.

by Joplynne April 30, 2019

Selective Autism

Selective Autism is the act of choosing to ignore sarcasm and nuance for the sole purpose of feigning outrage.

Social Justice Warrior: I have a friend who babysits for a couple with an autistic kid, and I find your use of the term "Selective Autism" to be very insensitive.

by FrogLegStew May 1, 2019

Selective Usage

An object that only works when it wants to work

My Juul has selective usage man, it's old and I totally need to buy a new one.

by RainStick June 8, 2019