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scrotitum

female breasts that over time, age, or childbirth will see a decrease in size and a very loose or sagging effect which in turn gives them a very low hanging and shriveled or wrinkled appearance similar to that of a large scrotum with a testicle hanging from it.
When her scrotitum hit my face, I felt like I was being teabagged by a giant.
by boohip October 25, 2010
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The Scottish Army

When you're doing a girl, you suddenly yell "ACH" and have twenty friends run in wearing kilts and then gangbang her until you all jizz inside her.

From then on, you refer to her as "haggis"
Girl: Did you really give martha the Scottish Army the other day?
Guy:Who, Haggis? Yea that was pretty fun.
Girl: She's in the hospital.
by BTLighting February 22, 2011
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scottish bag pipe

when your tryin to get some lunch from a girls pussy and she decides to drop a pussy fart in your mouth
Nicky gave one of those curtos the scottish bag pipe
by kid from the tree October 28, 2006
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Scottish Apple Pie

The act of farting while kissing/making out with someone. Said fart can be audible or silent, intentional or on accident.
"I can't believe he thought I wouldn't notice that scottish apple pie he gave me at the end of our date"
by Twosday April 29, 2010
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scottish

Proud nation who generally like to hate the English and hold onto past events- easily influenced by Mel Gibson films.
Scottishman- Brave heart was insane. Mel Gibson dipicted the Scottish struggle against the wankers of England just perfectly; seeing those heads severed really made my day.
Englishman- Yeah that was pretty cool! sorry about all that by the way, we were jerks back then.
scottish man- FRRRRRREEEEEDOMMM *hacks englishman's head off with a make-shift sword*
by Jasonm77 April 3, 2007
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scottish

The Scottish culture is one of the Three Best Cultures, which are the (not uptight part of the) English culture, the Flemish culture and this one.
Scottish, the language, rules!
by LA-Z-BOY June 18, 2006
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Scottish hello

A way of greeting a good friend, whereby you put a hand on their shoulder, then shout 'Give us a kiss!' and headbutt them. Bonus points are awarded if completed without spilling your drink.
"Ow, Mac just gave me a Scottish hello. He nearly broke my nose."
by Greg April 26, 2005
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