soundblaster

soundblaster is a line of soundcards from creative labs that have a history of crappy drivers. Now, there cards install and work well. The sound quality blows away the onboard realtek junk.

I got a soundblaster X-fi xtremegamer hooked up to 5.1 channel surround sound. Before, I had onboard realtek junk hooked up to stereo speakers!

by shnizel June 17, 2008

Kentucky sand blaster

The act of inserting a sand blaster into the penis and turning it on until it is filled with sand then putting the penis inside a woman’s fart box and filling it with the sand from the penis

Becky I got a Kentucky sand blaster last night.

by 69chipmunks September 10, 2020

Soundblaster

A generally overpraised and overpriced sound card that dies after a week if your lucky enough to get it to install properly.

Jhon: ( Static )
Tim: "Still no sound man"
Jhon: (Static)
Tim: "I think its Time for the third SoundBlaster this month man"

by Shrader July 27, 2006

Tokyo Sand Blaster

The act of a guy dipping his dick in the sand and feeding it to an unsuspecting bitch. NASTY!

Tony: Yo bitch, I'm about to Tokyo Sand Blaster you!

by Applebee's23 December 8, 2010

tokyo sand blaster

Exotic sex position where the man pours masses of sand in a girls vagina before fucking her.

Charles, "Dude, i tokyo sand blasted that bitch so hard last night!"
Dan, "Sweet, the tokyo sand blaster never fails."

by sicksicky445 March 8, 2011

sandbastard

Alternate term used for cockroaches, primarily ones that cannot be exterminated, derived from the tv show, "The Sandkings".

These sandbastards are everywhere!

by lou-man October 4, 2003

Tokyo sand blaster

put sand in an asian girls pussy fuck her and cream in it then have her queef it on you

dude, that tokyo sand blaster totally ripped my dick a new one

by BLAHBLAHBLAH12345qwerty August 25, 2011