Saltercation

When to people get in an argument or fight because one or more of them is salty

(Girl 1 bumps into girl 2 in the hallway)
Girl 1: Why you runnin into people like that? (The Salty one)
Girl 2: I didn't do nuthin!
Girl 1: Bitch, you lyin!
(They start cat fighting)
Guy: Damn, look at that SalteRcation
Guy 2: Right?!

by crazy_staniel March 19, 2013

slated

To be intoxicated, drunk, or un-sober.

Dude, are you slated or what?
I've been slated since I got here.
We's gon' get slated toNIGHT!

by j to the bizzo May 3, 2005

saltydog

When a women is forced to perform pre-shower oral sex on her partner after a long jog or intense sport activity. The male is sweaty with salt hence the name salty dog.

Jill always loves a good saltydog specially after her boyfriend runs a marathon.

by kingsaltydog January 15, 2012

Saltens

Any type of drug doing.

We doin saltens soon, i think sunday coming up

by Vaneessily December 17, 2008

ball salter

When you salt your own testacles.

"Yo G-unit, 50 just salted his nuts!"

by Branden April 13, 2005

saltydog

saltydog

noun; a rabid, fat breed of dog found in Scotland. It is notorious for guzzling pies and attacking young children. It is easily spotted by it's baldness and huge beer-like gut.

"What do you call your saltydog?"

"I call him Cris"

by Nikolas Wipeout May 9, 2005

The Salteen Cracka

A particular cracka that makes racial jokes but is not actually a racist. This person is proud of his cracka-ness and loudly proclaims it - he is not ashamed to be a cracka.

"The Salteen Cracka called that kid a Canasian!"

by billybobmiester January 2, 2009