Dominant Switch

Basically you're a switch, but more dominant than submissive.

Ayo Jackie, are you a top bottom or switch?

I'm a dominant switch bro.

Ngl that's kinda ho-...

by Xensigns December 11, 2021

Switch Mack

When you're macking on a chick for awhile and then get introduced to her hotter friend/co-worker/neighbor/sister. You then decide to go for the other chick instead, switch mack style.

man, I was out at the bar last night and was macking on this cute chick, only to be introduced to her tasty roommate later in the evening. I pulled a switch mack on that shit and ended up hooking up with the roommate.

by sprhny October 28, 2010

Fad Switch

A Fad Switch is like a light switch. It symbolizes how long a fad is held. If someone says 'the fad switch was left on too long' it means the fad has been overused and stayed it's welcome. When someone says 'Turning off the fad switch' it means stopping the fad, and 'The fad is in the dark' means the fad is dead. Catch my drift?

Forum poster 1: Didn't he create the insert fad here?
Forum poster 2: Yeah, someone should have turned off the fad switch in that situation.

by Aguyok? March 22, 2009

Nintendo Switch

Nintendo's successor to the Wii-U. Do not be fooled, it does not make a "Switch" sound, but rather a snap. It would look really dumb if it was called the Nintendo Snap though, hence "Switch".

Jim: Bob, look at this trailer for the Nintendo Switch!
Bob: Dude, I'm so psyched!
Karl: But guys that's a snap sound...
Jim: SHUDDUP KARL NOBODY ASKED FOR YOUR OPINION!

by SirCrabTheThird March 20, 2017

Cunt Switch

The moment when your girlfried goes from being in a wonderful mood into her typical douchebag self. It almost seems as if a switch is triggered inside their heads to make them turn into a miserable cunts.

Tony: "Hey babe. Everything was going great this morning over breakfast at the diner, we had bacon, coffee, and lovely conversation. I couldn't have been happier. How come the minute your friends left and we get into the car you immediately turned on your fucking cunt switch?"

Girl: "Fuck you"

Tony: "Enjoy the scenic walk home, bitch. Get out!"

by The Lucas J March 25, 2010

Bait And Switch

Someone who seems to be "God's gift from heaven" at first but as soon as anything becomes official (I.e. Marriage or signing a roommate lease) they suddenly reveal their true personalities (typically incredibly condescending and/or crazy)

He seemed so perfect until he moved in, then he turned batshit crazy. Typical bait and switch.

by ModernWebster August 28, 2016

switch it up

When one direction isn't working for you and you need to change the direction you're going, or how you're approaching the situation. It's a statement that things will be different now. Life sucks right now, time to SWITCH IT UP!

Shondo was cranking that handle trying to get the door open and he tired quickly but instead of giving up he shouted "SWITCH IT UP" and switched hands and continued on bravely.

Jen, this websites sucks. I think we need to SWITCH IT UP and be ballers.

by Skedoozy January 12, 2017