\ bahl-sweed \ , adj;
1. A funnier way to call someone a dick, dumbass, douchebag, or any other negative thought one might have towards that individual.
-noun
2. A very dirty, unkempt, gross pair of scrotum and testicles.
1. A funnier way to call someone a dick, dumbass, douchebag, or any other negative thought one might have towards that individual.
-noun
2. A very dirty, unkempt, gross pair of scrotum and testicles.
1. Pete- "I can't drink that beer, my mom told me to stay away from alcohol."
John- "Dude, you're such a ball sweed."
2. Fran- "I really wish that T-Bag had come from anyone else but Paul. His balls were so dirty."
Dan- "I'd say Paul had quite a ball sweed if I'd ever seen one."
John- "Dude, you're such a ball sweed."
2. Fran- "I really wish that T-Bag had come from anyone else but Paul. His balls were so dirty."
Dan- "I'd say Paul had quite a ball sweed if I'd ever seen one."
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(swee-ing)
1. If one happens to pee while swinging
2. The Republicans (swee-ers)
3. Steve Perry
werd, tru dat.
1. If one happens to pee while swinging
2. The Republicans (swee-ers)
3. Steve Perry
werd, tru dat.
Jim: As non-homosexual friends lets go swinging
Douche: uber kewl
*on the swings*
Jim: Why are your pants yellow
Douche: I'm sweeing a little
Jim: are you fcking kidding me
Douche: uber kewl
*on the swings*
Jim: Why are your pants yellow
Douche: I'm sweeing a little
Jim: are you fcking kidding me
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Zach: No what happened?
Russ: He sneefed all the laughing gas at the dentist
Zach: No what happened?
Russ: He sneefed all the laughing gas at the dentist
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Get the Swee mug.Collective noun for cows launched into space, to orbit in cow-size hamster balls.
After J.C.Hormel was unable to explain where the 'S' and 'P' of the initials "SPAM" originated (related to his tinned luncheon meet launched in 1937) Hormel declared that the SPAM meant "Speef Ham" in other words a combination of Ham and Space Beef.
As Hormels primary customer, given the war effort, the US Military decided that it would be prudent to actually create the subject of Hormel's lie, thereby erasing any possible chances for embarrassment.
Later that year in 1937, several cows were launched into space. Novelty size hamster balls were used to encapsulate the beasts from the outside vacuum, as the R&D costs for customised helmets and suits over-ran and was cancelled by congress.
Many cows still orbit to this day, although a large number were initially sent soaring into deep space by passing geostationary satellites, which were prone to clicking the hamsterballs at their orbit speed of mach 25.
After J.C.Hormel was unable to explain where the 'S' and 'P' of the initials "SPAM" originated (related to his tinned luncheon meet launched in 1937) Hormel declared that the SPAM meant "Speef Ham" in other words a combination of Ham and Space Beef.
As Hormels primary customer, given the war effort, the US Military decided that it would be prudent to actually create the subject of Hormel's lie, thereby erasing any possible chances for embarrassment.
Later that year in 1937, several cows were launched into space. Novelty size hamster balls were used to encapsulate the beasts from the outside vacuum, as the R&D costs for customised helmets and suits over-ran and was cancelled by congress.
Many cows still orbit to this day, although a large number were initially sent soaring into deep space by passing geostationary satellites, which were prone to clicking the hamsterballs at their orbit speed of mach 25.
Holy christ on a bicycle, Zorgoff! I could have sworn i just saw a speefball flying past that meteor over yonder!
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